The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[Samson]

A libertarian is somebody who's constantly mad that the government forces his girlfriend to have to use a booster seat.

 

[Samson]

I tried splicing the DNA of a cheetah with that of a crab, but things went sideways fast.

 

[Gori the Grey]

I tried splicing the DNA of a donkey with a porcupine. What a pain in the ass that turned out to be.

I found out you can splice the DNA of an owl and a wildebeest. Hoo gnu?

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Somebody threw a beer at Trump.
It was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.