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After a few minutes of determined lock picking I managed to get into the Captain's room.... that'll teach him to live in a ship, he should have known that would be awesome enough that I'd want to rob him blind.
My reasoning confuses even me...
while looting the place and trying to figure out how my mind works I came across the Captain's chest
The last time I saw a chest like that I was reading an illustrated copy of the Lusty Argonian Maid! oh the things she stored in there....
Sadly my hopes of finding a cutlass were crushed by the vile mistress of reasonable item placement, the Captain likely carried it with him.... however I'm not willing to lock swords with a pirate just to take his, no matter how awesome it is.
I soon looted all the book, sweet rolls and precious stones I could find. After jumping off the ship and wading back onto shore I took one last long look at the ship... perhaps too long
However despite her warnings she let me left without any horrible stabbings so I took this to be more of a "stay off my lawn" moment than a "I know you just robbed us blind" moment... oddly a conversation I've had all too often.
While dumping all the crap I had stolen in my Inn of Crap Dumping™ I noticed a couple of patrons in the corner talking about a strange door opening in Niben Bay... of course this was enough for me to suddenly pinpoint it on my map without any further conversation. I'm that awesome.
Dr. Horse and I worked our way towards the Island, despite being unable to see it from the shore... I'm that sure of my mapping skills
Of course I was soon vindicated in my belief, an interesting scene awaited me
Retirement is looking better and better....