The PERVERT test!

Xanikk999

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I found this test on Okcupid and i thought it would be interesting.


Take the test.


This is what i got.. The Watchful Eye


Wow, interesting! You scored33
You are the "Watchful Eye". This doesn't mean you are a full blown pervert. You are heading that way at a somewhat fast speed. Untill then, keep your eyes in your head and quit peeking in my window!
 
Why are you on a dating site? Are you lonely?

Actually. i just typed in pervert test in google to find something interesting to post. ;)
 
The Saint
Wow, interesting! You scored25
You have passed the test with flying colors. That doesn't mean you don't have a little pervert running through you. It means your little pervert is hibernating, for now. Chances are you will get a little more perverted as you get older. I'm assuming when you're 70 and have nothing better to do.

Those questions are plainly weird. :ack:
Though the saint part fits my description (well, with those questions, whose wouldn't?!)
 
WTH! I got Saint! There is something seriously wrong with this test. I am way sicker then that. Ask my victims!
 
Apparently I'm the Saint. I scored 99% higher.
 
The Saint

You have passed the test with flying colors. That doesn't mean you don't have a little pervert running through you. It means your little pervert is hibernating, for now. Chances are you will get a little more perverted as you get older. I'm assuming when you're 70 and have nothing better to do.

Yeah, could have told them that. I am creepy, but in a purely nonsexual manner. They will find freezers full of body parts, not drawers full of child pornography.

Said body parts will have been legally obtained from their rightful, and in most cases still living, owners; still, I will have freezers full of body parts.
 
Am i the only one that honestly answered all the questions?

I cant be the only non-saint. EVEN CLERIC GOT SAINT!
 
Honestly Xanikk, those questions were for truly perverts.

Well i only got a 33. Im obviously not perverted.

And your wrong on your comment. How is owning a van or not being in a relationship make you a pervert?
 
I was disturbed at the lack of an option between "no that's wrong" and "no, but I want to". What about "I don't really care at all?"

I got a Saint too. :hmm: 24. Less perverted than 99% of the people that took the test, apparently.
 
I got The Saint
 
And your wrong on your comment. How is owning a van or not being in a relationship make you a pervert?
Well, AFAIK, vans are associated as bases which someone can spy from. Also, its the main vehicle used by kidnappers because of it's room.

If you're not in a relationship, you're more likely to be watching because you're looking for a new person.
 
I got The Saint as well.
 
Truthful Results:

The Saint
Wow, interesting! You scored25
You have passed the test with flying colors. That doesn't mean you don't have a little pervert running through you. It means your little pervert is hibernating, for now. Chances are you will get a little more perverted as you get older. I'm assuming when you're 70 and have nothing better to do.

Untrueful Results:

The Sinner
Wow, interesting! You scored68
Tisk! Tisk! Tisk! You must be ashamed of yourself. I would have to say that you definately chat naked, and if not. I'm sure you have a grand old time watching others chat naked. That's repulsive. I'll see you on Americas Most Wanted! You can't run forever!
 
Am i the only one that honestly answered all the questions?

I cant be the only non-saint. EVEN CLERIC GOT SAINT!

I answered all of those questions truthfully. If you didn't get Saint, you really are a sick person.
 
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