The Omega
Completely Insane
No, it just provides money and happiness. Lots of happiness, though.Ansar the King said:Update!!
Was the Nintendo 64 a powerful wonder?
The Playground Mod: The Hall Monitors
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Bluemofia
F=ma
Because of the crazy logistics of hooking it up to a power source would prevent it from becomming more powerful. 
carmen510
Deity
Nice story. LMAO N64. Xbox360 next!
IronMan2055
Korra 2011
drools n64 (remembers playing starfox when little)
(also anyone wonder why the civ 4 forum is pretty dead)
(also anyone wonder why the civ 4 forum is pretty dead)
The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 19: If You Blinked, You Missed It
(UF was also destroyed that turn, but my computer died on me right as I was saving the picture....
)
UF and FA taken down in a single turn by a ROP Rape.
Oh, and some other stuff also happened.
Violent little girls, aren't they?
Don't ask me why I built this in the middle of nowhere. I don't even know why I put it there....
Where are these kids getting all that electricity from?
(UF was also destroyed that turn, but my computer died on me right as I was saving the picture....
)UF and FA taken down in a single turn by a ROP Rape.
Oh, and some other stuff also happened.
Violent little girls, aren't they?
Don't ask me why I built this in the middle of nowhere. I don't even know why I put it there....
Where are these kids getting all that electricity from?
Tribute
Not Sarcastic
More like, how are the girls getting everything?
carmen510
Deity
They charmed special contacts in the local power plant to get wired electricity. And they charmed the electronics store owners for their electronics. 
And they charmed the electronics store owners for their electronics.
The Omega
Completely Insane
The Girls often end up very strong culturally, and get alot of the wonders. Not exactly sure how, but they do.Tribute said:
The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 20: Revenge!
*The Office*
Irene: "Hmm.... What's going on in the Playground today.... It would appear the Girls have gotten Special Access into the Library.... That's not good.... I'll have to report that to Omega...."
Omega walks into the Office and hangs his rifle over a random fireplace.
Omega: "Hi Irene. What's happened while I was gone?"
Irene: "Well, the Girls have.... Wait, what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be fighting Barbarians or something?"
Omega: "Oh, those people? Nah, we killed them all."
Irene: "What, all of them?"
Omega: "Yup."
Irene: "Even the ones in those places where there's over 50 of them gathered in one spot?"
Omega: "Yup."
Irene took a moment to attempt to fully grasp this new idea of a world without Barbarians.
Irene: "Wow."
Omega: "Exactly. Now, how many Paratroopers do we have?"
Irene: "17 total, 14 at Boy Fort."
Omega: "Good. Have them launch an attack on Galaxy Wars Club immediantly."
Irene: "Yes sir."
*Boy Fort*
Recently built right outside of Boy Fort is a massive runway, filled with planes for Staff Paratroopers to jump from. The 14 soldiers stand in a queue, all wanting to be one of the first to take revenge on the horrible GWC, for their destruction of the Boy Union (As all of them believed that if anyone was to destroy a kid's group, it should be a bunch of adults, not a bunch of other kids).
Commander: "Okay Mr. Jim, you're the first to go. Remember your objectives, and good luck."
Mr. Jim: "Thank you sir!"
Mr. Jim ran into the transport plane, and within moments, it took of. As the plane flew, Mr. Jim impatiantly waited for the light to go green, so he could jump out and kill those horrible children. When the time came, he leaped out of the plane, and soared downards. As he fell, he began talking into a wrist-radio-thingy.
Mr. Jim: "Mr. Jim to HQ, do you read me, over?"
Commander: "This is HQ, we read you loud and clear, over."
Mr. Jim: "Everything seems to be fine. I can see my target in the distance, and..... Oh, Sweet Zombie Jesus save me!"
Commander: "Mr. Jim? Mr. Jim? What is it?"
Mr. Jim: "There's a worker right below me! Oh, somone save me!"
Commander: "Oh God, not a worker! Mr. Jim, do you think you can manouver yourself out of the way?"
Mr. Jim: "I'm too close to the ground! Oh noes, he's got a shovel! Somebody, save me!"
Commander: "Calm down, Mr. Jim! We'll have someone over there as soon as we can!"
Mr. Jim: "I've landed.... He's coming over to me! No, not the shovel! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Commander: "Mr. Jim? Mr. Jim, are you there? Mr. Jim?"
Really-Important-Officer-Guy-Who's-Not-As-Imortant-As-Commander: "Sir, what are we gonna tell Omega?"
Commander: "Just tell him the airdrop failed. Get the other paratroopers to land someplace else."
Fortunately, the other paratroopers landings were more succesful. And within a day of the invasion, two of the Staff's objectives had been reached. With those two cities taken, the Teacher's outside of GWC City were given the order to storm the Senate, and kill S.
*GWC Senate Building*
S desperately ran through the corridors of the Senate Building as fast as his little 4rth Grader legs would carry him. The Teacher's were catching up, and with all the battle droids and mechanized infantry that had been guarding him destroyed, S was practically helpless. He thought about making a break for his mech, but he realized that not even that could stop the assualt. As he turned around another corner, he realized he'd made a mistake. The corridor was a dead end, and there were no other passages to escape through. Just then, three Teachers also rounded the corner, and aimed their submachine guns at S.
Teacher: "Surrendure and we'll shoot you!"
S pondered that statement for a while.
S: "Don't you mean surrendureor you'll shoot me?"
There was a whispered conversation between the Teachers. Eventually it stopped, and they faced S again.
Teacher: "Nope. Definitly and."
S: "Oh. Can you at least let me get my mech, so I'll have a chance to not die?"
Another whispered conversation.
Teacher: "Sorry, but no. Goodbye."
*The Office*
Irene: "Hmm.... What's going on in the Playground today.... It would appear the Girls have gotten Special Access into the Library.... That's not good.... I'll have to report that to Omega...."
Omega walks into the Office and hangs his rifle over a random fireplace.
Omega: "Hi Irene. What's happened while I was gone?"
Irene: "Well, the Girls have.... Wait, what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be fighting Barbarians or something?"
Omega: "Oh, those people? Nah, we killed them all."
Irene: "What, all of them?"
Omega: "Yup."
Irene: "Even the ones in those places where there's over 50 of them gathered in one spot?"
Omega: "Yup."
Irene took a moment to attempt to fully grasp this new idea of a world without Barbarians.
Irene: "Wow."
Omega: "Exactly. Now, how many Paratroopers do we have?"
Irene: "17 total, 14 at Boy Fort."
Omega: "Good. Have them launch an attack on Galaxy Wars Club immediantly."
Irene: "Yes sir."
*Boy Fort*
Recently built right outside of Boy Fort is a massive runway, filled with planes for Staff Paratroopers to jump from. The 14 soldiers stand in a queue, all wanting to be one of the first to take revenge on the horrible GWC, for their destruction of the Boy Union (As all of them believed that if anyone was to destroy a kid's group, it should be a bunch of adults, not a bunch of other kids).
Commander: "Okay Mr. Jim, you're the first to go. Remember your objectives, and good luck."
Mr. Jim: "Thank you sir!"
Mr. Jim ran into the transport plane, and within moments, it took of. As the plane flew, Mr. Jim impatiantly waited for the light to go green, so he could jump out and kill those horrible children. When the time came, he leaped out of the plane, and soared downards. As he fell, he began talking into a wrist-radio-thingy.
Mr. Jim: "Mr. Jim to HQ, do you read me, over?"
Commander: "This is HQ, we read you loud and clear, over."
Mr. Jim: "Everything seems to be fine. I can see my target in the distance, and..... Oh, Sweet Zombie Jesus save me!"
Commander: "Mr. Jim? Mr. Jim? What is it?"
Mr. Jim: "There's a worker right below me! Oh, somone save me!"
Commander: "Oh God, not a worker! Mr. Jim, do you think you can manouver yourself out of the way?"
Mr. Jim: "I'm too close to the ground! Oh noes, he's got a shovel! Somebody, save me!"
Commander: "Calm down, Mr. Jim! We'll have someone over there as soon as we can!"
Mr. Jim: "I've landed.... He's coming over to me! No, not the shovel! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Commander: "Mr. Jim? Mr. Jim, are you there? Mr. Jim?"
Really-Important-Officer-Guy-Who's-Not-As-Imortant-As-Commander: "Sir, what are we gonna tell Omega?"
Commander: "Just tell him the airdrop failed. Get the other paratroopers to land someplace else."
Fortunately, the other paratroopers landings were more succesful. And within a day of the invasion, two of the Staff's objectives had been reached. With those two cities taken, the Teacher's outside of GWC City were given the order to storm the Senate, and kill S.
*GWC Senate Building*
S desperately ran through the corridors of the Senate Building as fast as his little 4rth Grader legs would carry him. The Teacher's were catching up, and with all the battle droids and mechanized infantry that had been guarding him destroyed, S was practically helpless. He thought about making a break for his mech, but he realized that not even that could stop the assualt. As he turned around another corner, he realized he'd made a mistake. The corridor was a dead end, and there were no other passages to escape through. Just then, three Teachers also rounded the corner, and aimed their submachine guns at S.
Teacher: "Surrendure and we'll shoot you!"
S pondered that statement for a while.
S: "Don't you mean surrendureor you'll shoot me?"
There was a whispered conversation between the Teachers. Eventually it stopped, and they faced S again.
Teacher: "Nope. Definitly and."
S: "Oh. Can you at least let me get my mech, so I'll have a chance to not die?"
Another whispered conversation.
Teacher: "Sorry, but no. Goodbye."
carmen510
Deity
Nice job! 
Worker lmao!
Worker lmao!
Bluemofia
F=ma
The annoying worker paradrop failure issue... I've done that before, except with a fully loaded paradrop plane. (
)And also, the girls haven't been supprising me so far, because they are always the tech leaders of the AI. (for some very strange reason)
carmen510
Deity
Well, people say girls pay more attention and are smarter than boys. No fair!
No fair!
Bluemofia
F=ma
Until High School...
Then the majority of them are just airheads. But the ones that do pay attention are really smart.
Then the majority of them are just airheads. But the ones that do pay attention are really smart.
The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 21: The Rock
Omega: "Oh, not again.... How many wonders will these Girls build?"
Ireme: "Sir, more news from our researchers. They've found a way to launch amphibious assualts, so we can now start recruiting Teacher Marines."
Omega: "Perfect! We must invade Girl Island right now!"
Irene: "I'm sorry sir, but we can't do that."
Omega: "Why not? Start rectruiting marines, and invade!"
Irene: "But sir, we don't have a navy!"
Omega: "..... No navy?"
Irene: "No, sir."
Omega: ".... Not even a really small navy?"
Irene: "No."
Omega: ".... At least one ship? We at least have a single ship, right?"
Irene: "I'm sorry sir, but no."
Omega: "Well, who's stupid idea was that?"
Irene: "Your's, sir. After I told you it would take 700 days to make a battleship at Boy Fort, you said to have the city build more useful things."
Omega: "Oh, right.... Will it still take 700 days?"
Irene: "Actually, with the supplies from Office Max coming in, I think we can cut it down to 24 days."
Omega: "Perfect! Then we invade Girl Island!"
Irene: "Well, Girl Island is a long way away.... Might I recommend a closer target, like The Rock?"
Omega: "What? That useless patch of land off Boy Island? Why'd we wanna take that?"
Irene: "Well, it would give us a point from which to attack Octogonia. And we'd be killing children."
Omega: "Okay then! Built the boat, the invade the Rock, and kill the children!"
*24 Days Later*
Omega: "Is it done now?"
Irene: "No."
Omega: "How about now?"
Irene: "No."
Omega: "Now?"
Irene: "I don't mean to be disrespectful, sir, but could you please shut up? you haven't stopped asking for the last 24 days."
Omega: "But I'm so impatient.... I wanna invade!"
Irene: "It'll be done when it's done!"
Just then, an image appeared on Omega's computer. It was the most beatiful thing he'd ever seen.
Omega: "Can we invade now?"
Irene: "Yes, sir, I belive we can."
At Boy Fort, the launching of the Staff's first battleship was a call for celebration. Of course, since they were Teacher's, the celebration largely involved forcing kids to do busywork while they had a quiet and organized ceremony. Once this was done, the two Teacher's who would be the assualt force on The Rock, Mrs. Red (A Teacher Marine) and Mrs. Blue (Teacher Infantry) went aboard, and the ship cast off. The ride was uneventful, until the battleship neared the Rock. Two Giant Squids appeared on the horizan, and charged at the battleship. The battleships guns opened fire, and the squids were killed by a barrage of laser-fire-of-doom. Once the battleship reached The Rock, it's guns were turned on the two fortresses on the island. With most of its defenders badly wounded, the first fortress fell with only minimal resitence.
With the fort secured, Mrs. Red moved forward, expecting the next fort to be just as easy.
*Girl Island*
Alexi squirmed around in his chair, then glanced for the sixth time at the clock on the wall. They'd been having him wait for half an hour already. He was pretty sure that you weren't supposed to invite another Leader to your capitol, then have them wait this long. He figured they just were trying to get him uncomfortable. And he definitly was uncomfortable in the stronghold of Girldom. Ever since he'd entered 5th grade, the girls had seemed.... different, somehow. He wasn't entirely sure he'd have the ability to think as well as he'd need to during the diplomatic meeting. Just as he was thinking this, a girl walked out of the door to Jessica's office, and said,
"Jessica will see you now."
Well, finally. Alexi went inside, and looked around. The place could best be described as excessively pink. Pink walls, pink carpet, even the map of the Playground was in shades of pink. And standing before the map, carefully studying troop locations, was Jessica. Oh gawd, Alexi thought to himself, why did girls have to become so attractive all of the sudden?
Jessica: "Oh, hello Alexi. How are you?"
Alexi: "I.... er.... um... well.... Fine?"
Jessica: "Me too. I suppose you've heard about the Teacher's attack on The Rock."
Alexi: "Umm... Ger..... Ye-yes."
Jessica: "Good!"
Jessica walked over to Alexi, until she was only a few inches away.
Jessica: "So.... Would you mind sending your strong army to help protect us?"
Alexi: "Umm.... You're awfully close...."
Jessica: "Please?"
Alexi: "Umm... Whatever you say...."
Jessica: "Very good! You may go now."
Alexi ran out of the room as if he was running for his life. He didn't stop running until he reached his ship docked in Girl Port.
Captain: "Are you okay, sir?"
Alexi: "Yeah.... I'm fine.... Just get me back to Octogania.... I've gotta assemble the troops...."
*The Rock*
Mrs. Red limped across the vast desert that was The Rock. Blood dripped down one of her legs, and her shoulder was covered in dried blood. She was using her machine gun as a crutch. She'd taken a beating from all the recent fighting. First that horde of soccer players had come out of nowhere, and though she'd killed them all, one of them had stabbed her shoulder. Then that girl had shot her in the leg, and while she was chasing her, a group of barbarians had appeared, and one of their axes hit her arm. She knew she should go back to friendly territory, but she was hopelessly lost in the vast desert. With all her strength gone, she collapsed on her knees. Just then, she heard something behind her. She turned her head, and say the girl she'd been chasing, advancing towards her, with her sword drawn. Mrs. Red tried to pick up her gun, but she was too weak.... And the girl kept getting closer, and closer.....
*Char City, Octogania*
John rode up to the gates of the city, flanked on both sides by his Heavy Dragoon guards. As he was told, Alexi was waiting outside for him. He dismounted his horse, and both of them shook each other hands, both smiling and happylike.
Alexi: "John! Good to see you!"
John: "Alexi! It's been far too long!"
Alexi appeared puzzled after hearing that last comment.
Alexi: "But John.... We're in the same math class.... I just saw you ten minutes ago...."
John: "That's not important! So, why have you called me here?"
Alexi: "As you know, I've sided with the Girls in their war against the Teachers. I'm wondering if you'll join us?"
John: "What? Fight the teachers? Have you gone mad?"
Alexi: "No John, I'm still completely sane. But I believe that we can, if not beat them, than at least make a stalemate."
John: "That's what Chris was supposed to have said, too."
Alexi: "Yes, but Chris wasn't on an island, was he? We're completely out of range of Teacher paratroopers, and they've only got one battleship, which can only carry two soldiers. And from what we've seen take place on The Rock, a teacher isn't invincible."
John: "You may have a point there.... But I'm still doubtful...."
Alexi: "Come on John, what are the Teacher's going to do, get a balloon and fly over here?"
John: "Ahahahahaha!"
Alexi: "Ahahahahaha!"
While the Teacher's ability to build giant balloons and fly to Octogania was still not available, they still could launch paratroopers. And With a newly built airport on Boy Island, and 25 paratroopers without a job at the moment, it was a perfect opportunity to strike at The Rock. And within days, to the horror of kids everywhere, the Rock fell without a single further Teacher casualty.
Omega looked at these events with glee. Soon, the Playground would once again be in the control of the Teachers....
Omega: "Oh, not again.... How many wonders will these Girls build?"
Ireme: "Sir, more news from our researchers. They've found a way to launch amphibious assualts, so we can now start recruiting Teacher Marines."
Omega: "Perfect! We must invade Girl Island right now!"
Irene: "I'm sorry sir, but we can't do that."
Omega: "Why not? Start rectruiting marines, and invade!"
Irene: "But sir, we don't have a navy!"
Omega: "..... No navy?"
Irene: "No, sir."
Omega: ".... Not even a really small navy?"
Irene: "No."
Omega: ".... At least one ship? We at least have a single ship, right?"
Irene: "I'm sorry sir, but no."
Omega: "Well, who's stupid idea was that?"
Irene: "Your's, sir. After I told you it would take 700 days to make a battleship at Boy Fort, you said to have the city build more useful things."
Omega: "Oh, right.... Will it still take 700 days?"
Irene: "Actually, with the supplies from Office Max coming in, I think we can cut it down to 24 days."
Omega: "Perfect! Then we invade Girl Island!"
Irene: "Well, Girl Island is a long way away.... Might I recommend a closer target, like The Rock?"
Omega: "What? That useless patch of land off Boy Island? Why'd we wanna take that?"
Irene: "Well, it would give us a point from which to attack Octogonia. And we'd be killing children."
Omega: "Okay then! Built the boat, the invade the Rock, and kill the children!"
*24 Days Later*
Omega: "Is it done now?"
Irene: "No."
Omega: "How about now?"
Irene: "No."
Omega: "Now?"
Irene: "I don't mean to be disrespectful, sir, but could you please shut up? you haven't stopped asking for the last 24 days."
Omega: "But I'm so impatient.... I wanna invade!"
Irene: "It'll be done when it's done!"
Just then, an image appeared on Omega's computer. It was the most beatiful thing he'd ever seen.
Omega: "Can we invade now?"
Irene: "Yes, sir, I belive we can."
At Boy Fort, the launching of the Staff's first battleship was a call for celebration. Of course, since they were Teacher's, the celebration largely involved forcing kids to do busywork while they had a quiet and organized ceremony. Once this was done, the two Teacher's who would be the assualt force on The Rock, Mrs. Red (A Teacher Marine) and Mrs. Blue (Teacher Infantry) went aboard, and the ship cast off. The ride was uneventful, until the battleship neared the Rock. Two Giant Squids appeared on the horizan, and charged at the battleship. The battleships guns opened fire, and the squids were killed by a barrage of laser-fire-of-doom. Once the battleship reached The Rock, it's guns were turned on the two fortresses on the island. With most of its defenders badly wounded, the first fortress fell with only minimal resitence.
With the fort secured, Mrs. Red moved forward, expecting the next fort to be just as easy.
*Girl Island*
Alexi squirmed around in his chair, then glanced for the sixth time at the clock on the wall. They'd been having him wait for half an hour already. He was pretty sure that you weren't supposed to invite another Leader to your capitol, then have them wait this long. He figured they just were trying to get him uncomfortable. And he definitly was uncomfortable in the stronghold of Girldom. Ever since he'd entered 5th grade, the girls had seemed.... different, somehow. He wasn't entirely sure he'd have the ability to think as well as he'd need to during the diplomatic meeting. Just as he was thinking this, a girl walked out of the door to Jessica's office, and said,
"Jessica will see you now."
Well, finally. Alexi went inside, and looked around. The place could best be described as excessively pink. Pink walls, pink carpet, even the map of the Playground was in shades of pink. And standing before the map, carefully studying troop locations, was Jessica. Oh gawd, Alexi thought to himself, why did girls have to become so attractive all of the sudden?
Jessica: "Oh, hello Alexi. How are you?"
Alexi: "I.... er.... um... well.... Fine?"
Jessica: "Me too. I suppose you've heard about the Teacher's attack on The Rock."
Alexi: "Umm... Ger..... Ye-yes."
Jessica: "Good!"
Jessica walked over to Alexi, until she was only a few inches away.
Jessica: "So.... Would you mind sending your strong army to help protect us?"
Alexi: "Umm.... You're awfully close...."
Jessica: "Please?"
Alexi: "Umm... Whatever you say...."
Jessica: "Very good! You may go now."
Alexi ran out of the room as if he was running for his life. He didn't stop running until he reached his ship docked in Girl Port.
Captain: "Are you okay, sir?"
Alexi: "Yeah.... I'm fine.... Just get me back to Octogania.... I've gotta assemble the troops...."
*The Rock*
Mrs. Red limped across the vast desert that was The Rock. Blood dripped down one of her legs, and her shoulder was covered in dried blood. She was using her machine gun as a crutch. She'd taken a beating from all the recent fighting. First that horde of soccer players had come out of nowhere, and though she'd killed them all, one of them had stabbed her shoulder. Then that girl had shot her in the leg, and while she was chasing her, a group of barbarians had appeared, and one of their axes hit her arm. She knew she should go back to friendly territory, but she was hopelessly lost in the vast desert. With all her strength gone, she collapsed on her knees. Just then, she heard something behind her. She turned her head, and say the girl she'd been chasing, advancing towards her, with her sword drawn. Mrs. Red tried to pick up her gun, but she was too weak.... And the girl kept getting closer, and closer.....
*Char City, Octogania*
John rode up to the gates of the city, flanked on both sides by his Heavy Dragoon guards. As he was told, Alexi was waiting outside for him. He dismounted his horse, and both of them shook each other hands, both smiling and happylike.
Alexi: "John! Good to see you!"
John: "Alexi! It's been far too long!"
Alexi appeared puzzled after hearing that last comment.
Alexi: "But John.... We're in the same math class.... I just saw you ten minutes ago...."
John: "That's not important! So, why have you called me here?"
Alexi: "As you know, I've sided with the Girls in their war against the Teachers. I'm wondering if you'll join us?"
John: "What? Fight the teachers? Have you gone mad?"
Alexi: "No John, I'm still completely sane. But I believe that we can, if not beat them, than at least make a stalemate."
John: "That's what Chris was supposed to have said, too."
Alexi: "Yes, but Chris wasn't on an island, was he? We're completely out of range of Teacher paratroopers, and they've only got one battleship, which can only carry two soldiers. And from what we've seen take place on The Rock, a teacher isn't invincible."
John: "You may have a point there.... But I'm still doubtful...."
Alexi: "Come on John, what are the Teacher's going to do, get a balloon and fly over here?"
John: "Ahahahahaha!"
Alexi: "Ahahahahaha!"
While the Teacher's ability to build giant balloons and fly to Octogania was still not available, they still could launch paratroopers. And With a newly built airport on Boy Island, and 25 paratroopers without a job at the moment, it was a perfect opportunity to strike at The Rock. And within days, to the horror of kids everywhere, the Rock fell without a single further Teacher casualty.
Omega looked at these events with glee. Soon, the Playground would once again be in the control of the Teachers....
The Omega
Completely Insane
Ah, biscuit. The image hosting site I was using just went down, right as I was going to write another entry.
EDIT: Nvm, it's back up.
EDIT: Nvm, it's back up.
The Omega
Completely Insane
Part 21: Fall of Octogania
As John sat down in his desk to start drafting orders, he heard the dull sound of a far away explosion. He called one of his aides over.
John: "Chad, go find out what that was."
Chad: "Yes sir."
As Chad ran down the hallway, a huge blast of laser came crashing down on him, vaporising Chad and a large part of the hallway. When the dust settled, John looked through his new window onto the city. Horse City was under heavy bombardment from a massive barrage of lasers. As John stared at the destruction in horror, another explosion lifted him off his feet, and threw him down into the city below. The streets of Horse City were in chaos. People ran in every direction, fires spread uncontrollably, and their was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. John tried to get over the shock of seeing his capital in ruins, and try to think sensibly. He had to somehow get out of the city. As he thought this, a group of horses, released from their stables by the explosions, ran by. John, being das uber horse master that he is, jumped on one, and rid him down the streets of the city. He rode through the gates, and out into the plains surrounding the city. Once he was safetly away, he turned back, and saw his beloved city in ruins. As he was mourning the loss, Alexi walked up beside him.
Alexi: "Shame, eh?"
John: "How'd you get here?"
Alexi: "My dragon carried me."
John suspiciously watched Alexi's dragon. He'd always distrusted Char's obsession with anything that could breath fire.
John: "You said the Teachers wouldn't attack."
Alexi: "They haven't. This is just a bombardment. The only attack that's occured is the landing of two Teacher's on the shore, and that's not much of an assualt."
John: "Well, you can afford to be calm! You're palace isn't in ruins!"
Alexi: "Actually, it is. The Staff must have built a second battleship, and sent it over to my side of the island."
John: "So, are we doomed now?"
Alexi: "Of course not. As long as we kill any Teacher's who land, and prevent them from gaining a beachhead and gathering an army, we'll survive. Remember, they can't just get a balloon and fly 20 Teacher's over here! That would be silly!"
*The Office*
Omega: "At last, I can get a balloon and fly 20 Teacher's over to Octogania! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Irene: "This has got to be the craziest idea I've ever heard....."
Omega: "Yes, but it's bound to work! We've already got, like, a bajillion Teacher's by Boy Fort who don't have anythign to do, and from Boy Fort, Octogania is just in range for one of these! It's foolproof!"
Irene: "Whatever you say. Just try and not have your bajillion Teacher's land by a worker. I hear those guys can be deadly."
*Octogania*
Mrs. Blue and her new partner, Mr. Vega wandered around the cratered landscape of Octogania. Other than all the holes created by the massive bombardment, there really wasn't much to see.
Mr. Vega: "It's quiet..... Too quiet...."
Mrs. Blue: "Oh, shut up about that! The kids are probably just hiding because they're scared!"
Mr. Vega: "Yes, but these kids are vicious.... I heard that they...."
We never got to find out what Mr. Vega heard the kids had done, as an arrow ripped through his throat midsentence. Mrs. Blue threw herself on the ground right as another arrow flew over her. When she looked up from the dirt, she saw a kid with a bow, riding a horse. In one smooth motion, she pulled up her rifle, aimed, and fired. The kid stiffened, and fell of his horse. Mrs. Blue carefully pulled the bolt on her rifle, then spun out of the way as flames shot out from behind her. She turned, and saw a kid with a flamethrower, aiming right at her. She aimed her rifle, and both her and the kid pulled the trigger at the same time. Mrs. Blue's rifle bullet tore into the flamethrowers gas canister thingy, causing it to explode. But the flames from the flamethrower had enough energy left to reach Mrs. Blue, scorching her arms, and making her drop her rifle in pain. As she fought back her tears, she saw 5 more kids in the distance, all riding horses. She tried to make herself inconspicious, but they'd already seen her, and were charging at her. She shut her eyes, expecting to feel a sword come down onto her at any minute. But instead she heard machine gun fire. She opened her eyes, and saw a giant balloon-blimp-thing had landed, and Teachers were pouring out of it. The cavalry had arrived.
Once the Teacher's main force started arriving, resistence against them crumbled quickly. Char was the first to fall, after barely inflicting any damage at all to the Teachers.
Horse put up a much stronger fight, and was able to kill 5 teachers before it too fell.
With both groups destroyed, the Teachers were able to take a step back, and look in sheer amazement at the damage wrought. Octogania was all but coverend in craters, with only small patches of land free of damage.
But it was not just the kids who'd suffered. The Staff had lost more Teachers in this invasion than in every previous war combined. Omega vowed that he would avenge their deaths, by bringing about the complete destruction of the last kid group on the Playground. The mighty Girls.
As John sat down in his desk to start drafting orders, he heard the dull sound of a far away explosion. He called one of his aides over.
John: "Chad, go find out what that was."
Chad: "Yes sir."
As Chad ran down the hallway, a huge blast of laser came crashing down on him, vaporising Chad and a large part of the hallway. When the dust settled, John looked through his new window onto the city. Horse City was under heavy bombardment from a massive barrage of lasers. As John stared at the destruction in horror, another explosion lifted him off his feet, and threw him down into the city below. The streets of Horse City were in chaos. People ran in every direction, fires spread uncontrollably, and their was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. John tried to get over the shock of seeing his capital in ruins, and try to think sensibly. He had to somehow get out of the city. As he thought this, a group of horses, released from their stables by the explosions, ran by. John, being das uber horse master that he is, jumped on one, and rid him down the streets of the city. He rode through the gates, and out into the plains surrounding the city. Once he was safetly away, he turned back, and saw his beloved city in ruins. As he was mourning the loss, Alexi walked up beside him.
Alexi: "Shame, eh?"
John: "How'd you get here?"
Alexi: "My dragon carried me."
John suspiciously watched Alexi's dragon. He'd always distrusted Char's obsession with anything that could breath fire.
John: "You said the Teachers wouldn't attack."
Alexi: "They haven't. This is just a bombardment. The only attack that's occured is the landing of two Teacher's on the shore, and that's not much of an assualt."
John: "Well, you can afford to be calm! You're palace isn't in ruins!"
Alexi: "Actually, it is. The Staff must have built a second battleship, and sent it over to my side of the island."
John: "So, are we doomed now?"
Alexi: "Of course not. As long as we kill any Teacher's who land, and prevent them from gaining a beachhead and gathering an army, we'll survive. Remember, they can't just get a balloon and fly 20 Teacher's over here! That would be silly!"
*The Office*
Omega: "At last, I can get a balloon and fly 20 Teacher's over to Octogania! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Irene: "This has got to be the craziest idea I've ever heard....."
Omega: "Yes, but it's bound to work! We've already got, like, a bajillion Teacher's by Boy Fort who don't have anythign to do, and from Boy Fort, Octogania is just in range for one of these! It's foolproof!"
Irene: "Whatever you say. Just try and not have your bajillion Teacher's land by a worker. I hear those guys can be deadly."
*Octogania*
Mrs. Blue and her new partner, Mr. Vega wandered around the cratered landscape of Octogania. Other than all the holes created by the massive bombardment, there really wasn't much to see.
Mr. Vega: "It's quiet..... Too quiet...."
Mrs. Blue: "Oh, shut up about that! The kids are probably just hiding because they're scared!"
Mr. Vega: "Yes, but these kids are vicious.... I heard that they...."
We never got to find out what Mr. Vega heard the kids had done, as an arrow ripped through his throat midsentence. Mrs. Blue threw herself on the ground right as another arrow flew over her. When she looked up from the dirt, she saw a kid with a bow, riding a horse. In one smooth motion, she pulled up her rifle, aimed, and fired. The kid stiffened, and fell of his horse. Mrs. Blue carefully pulled the bolt on her rifle, then spun out of the way as flames shot out from behind her. She turned, and saw a kid with a flamethrower, aiming right at her. She aimed her rifle, and both her and the kid pulled the trigger at the same time. Mrs. Blue's rifle bullet tore into the flamethrowers gas canister thingy, causing it to explode. But the flames from the flamethrower had enough energy left to reach Mrs. Blue, scorching her arms, and making her drop her rifle in pain. As she fought back her tears, she saw 5 more kids in the distance, all riding horses. She tried to make herself inconspicious, but they'd already seen her, and were charging at her. She shut her eyes, expecting to feel a sword come down onto her at any minute. But instead she heard machine gun fire. She opened her eyes, and saw a giant balloon-blimp-thing had landed, and Teachers were pouring out of it. The cavalry had arrived.
Once the Teacher's main force started arriving, resistence against them crumbled quickly. Char was the first to fall, after barely inflicting any damage at all to the Teachers.
Horse put up a much stronger fight, and was able to kill 5 teachers before it too fell.
With both groups destroyed, the Teachers were able to take a step back, and look in sheer amazement at the damage wrought. Octogania was all but coverend in craters, with only small patches of land free of damage.
But it was not just the kids who'd suffered. The Staff had lost more Teachers in this invasion than in every previous war combined. Omega vowed that he would avenge their deaths, by bringing about the complete destruction of the last kid group on the Playground. The mighty Girls.
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