Part 18: Operation DEATH TO PUNY CHILDRENS!!!!
Irene: "Omega, I have some bad news."
Omega: "What is it?"
Irene: "You know about the Nintendo 64?"
Omega: "Yeah...."
Irene: "Well, the Rebs have somehow gotten a one into the Playground, and are playing it instead of doing work."
Omega: "Where'd they get the electricity to power that in the middle of a Playground?"
Irene: "I don't know sir."
Omega: "Well, it must be stopped! We can't have our youth being corrupted by violent video games!"
Irene: "What do you recommend to stop it?"
Omega: "Excessive amounts of violence! Gather the troops!"
*The Kremlin, in Reb Camp*
Austin and 3 of his generals are all playing on an N64, completely entranced by the videogamenessicity. As they play, another general bursts through the door, waving a piece of paper and shouting at the top of his lungs.
Austin: "Matthew, quiet down! I'm trying to win.... Go forth, Mario, and overthrow the capatalistic oppressors...."
Matthew: "But sir! The Teacher's have declared war!"
Austin (Not looking away from the game): "What? Why?"
Matthew: "According to their message, we must stop playing violent video games on our N64, and give the N64 to the Teachers, or else they'll come and kill us all."
Austin: "Violent games? We're playing Mario Party! How's that violent?"
Matthew: "I don't know, sir, but I've recieved word that the Staff is gathering an army on our borders."
Austin: "Okay, then we'll have to stop them! Prepare for.... Oh, it's my turn! Matthew, go and deal with that thing.... I'll be there once this game's over...."
And then, something terrible happened. Something that made grown Teacher's fall on the ground and cry. Something that made Principle Omega himself cry in sheer emotional agony.
Omega: "How dare they! I wanted to do that! GALAXY WARS CLUB MUST DIE!!!!!!!!! Irene, launch an invasion immediantly!"
Irene: "Sir.... We don't have any ways to get to their island...."
Omega: "Launch an invasion anyways! They must DIE!!!!!!!!"
Irene: "Sir.... I know your upset, and how you wanted to kill the Boy Union and all that, but if you wait a few more days, until we've finished researching paratroopers, and have built a sufficently large force with which to attack, then we could destroy them...."
Omega: "Fine.... *Sniff*"
Omega: "Irene! We've done it! Can we kill them now!"
Irene: "No, Omega..... Now we have to actually recruit the paratroopers...."
Omega: "But I want to kill children!"
Irene: "Well, our forces in the south have slaughtered uncountable amounts of Rebs without any casualties, if that makes you feel any better."
Omega: "A little....."
Irene: "Good. We'll have a large enough force to invade soon enough."
*Back at the Kremlin*
After days of nonstop playing, Austin's eyes are bloodshot red. His skin is extremely pale, and he doesn't smell very nice. But he's still obsessed with the shining screen in front of him.
Outside, Teacher commandos are preparing to storm the Kremlin. They kick open the door, and rush in. They search the place, room by room, finding it devoid of life, until they reach the N64 room. Inside, they find Austin, still in playing, and the three generals who had originally been playing with him. All three of them have collapsed from hunger and thirst, but were still trying to play. Without warning, Austin jumped in the air, shouting, "I won! I won!"
Then he turned around and saw the Teachers.
Austin: "Hey, when'd you get here?"
Bang.
