The Pope is dead! Who is next?
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Ah, so VP JD Vance is the devil incarnate !
Anyone got any photos of him with horns, pitchfork and tail ?
Anyone got any photos of him with horns, pitchfork and tail ?
All pictures of him are with horns, pitchfork and tail.
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I think the Pope died of laughter after speaking with Vance. Perhaps the little vermin gave him some kind of speech about principles, and the man, who was in a delicate state, couldn't stand it.
The next Pope could very well be black or the Philippine guy, that would sell a lot of T-shirts in Asia, but a bit less progressive than the diffunt one. Not many chances for Europeans IMO: another Italian after 2000 years would smell a bit like mothballs, too soon for another panzer-pope and Spaniards are perma-banned since the Borgias.
What did Nostradamus say btw?
The next Pope could very well be black or the Philippine guy, that would sell a lot of T-shirts in Asia, but a bit less progressive than the diffunt one. Not many chances for Europeans IMO: another Italian after 2000 years would smell a bit like mothballs, too soon for another panzer-pope and Spaniards are perma-banned since the Borgias.
What did Nostradamus say btw?
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amadeus
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Unfortunately the choice of the butterfly ballot will only serve to help Pat Buchanan.
This pope tried to promote peace, and at least from a distance seemed to be a decent person.
I recall some people here disliking him for that and making fun of him by quoting Stalin about regiments.
Probably the next will be a return to bad form.
Habemus bellum
I recall some people here disliking him for that and making fun of him by quoting Stalin about regiments.
Probably the next will be a return to bad form.
Habemus bellum
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Well, that or you could stop lolly-gagging about your mid-life crisis, Sarin.
Couldn't hope to guess. How do those in the know handicap such things?
Couldn't hope to guess. How do those in the know handicap such things?
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Sound like someone took the arrow of time to the knee....
How old are you?
There were 266 popes in about 2000 years, so the expected lifetime is around 7.5 years. Electing popes who are expected to die in the next 15 years is a feature, not a bug. Even though there are a dozen or so cardinals in their 50ies, they are very unlikely to get elected
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Too young for midlife crisis, but too old for this s***....
In order for Trump to end the tariffs on the Vatican, I think they will have to agree to name him Pope.
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Pierbattista Pizzaballa. Pope Pizza.
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I’m always amazed at how once they pick a new pontiff QVC is on the next minute with the T-shirts, caps, and water bottles.
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