The pre-AFSNES I.

[jeps]

Incoming now. Sorry about that, I thought I had another hour

 

[Niklas]

Btw, regarding the mid-central Asia, I believe Azale decided to go elsewhere, andis should have sent, and Toltec and Issy are both on vacation, so I think you have all the orders you're going to get in that area...

 

[Oruc]

where is Azale going?

 

[Niklas]

Not sure, he wasn't decided last I spoke to him about it. He could have stayed. Though he was talking about the far east, possibly Japan IIRC.

 

[das]

Btw, regarding the mid-central Asia, I believe Azale decided to go elsewhere, andis should have sent, and Toltec and Issy are both on vacation, so I think you have all the orders you're going to get in that area...

I was hoping for Israelite, but I think I can guess what his general plan is. As for Toltec, he DID send orders. So I suppose it's all fine.

Well then, I am still waiting for the lazy Europeans and Americas.

 

[ThomAnder]

Orders sent..

 

[Flavius Aetius]

Orders sent...the story will be wrote soon

 

[jeps]

Orders in. Playing this one VERY differently than in SINES (though somehow now this is my 3rd Jewish Axum)

 

[Disenfrancised]

I was hoping for Israelite, but I think I can guess what his general plan is. As for Toltec, he DID send orders. So I suppose it's all fine.

And I sent enough orders for everyone in south asia .

 

[Azale]

I sent ages ago, my place is of utter secrecy and secretness.

 

[Thlayli]

It REALLY frustrates me that certain people haven't sent orders. Das, you realize I can send some sort of addendum if it would help...

 

[Insane_Panda]

Being sent nao.

 

[Insane_Panda]

Sent. Not nearly as detailed as any of my other sets, but I put my faith into you, das. Story soon.

 

[LightFang]

I sent orders a long time ago. *feels superior*

 

[JosefStalinator]

Bloody hell, orders coming now.

 

[North King]

Orders sent. I know it's desperately late, but quite honestly today was the rehearsal from hell.

 

[Niklas]

das, what are you doing up at this hour??!?

 

[Insane_Panda]

Unfortunately, I do not have enough time or inspiration for a story, seeing as I am leaving wednesday and am quite busy with the arrangements. Basically, get me to an Empire before our military operations. Our first emperor is to be a great military genius, and shall lead our armies to victory!

 

[Daftpanzer]

Hello Daftpanzer…

Who are you?

I am das. I created the NES. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and others you will not. Concurrently while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realise it is also the most irrelevant…

When is the update?

NESing is older than you know. The first NES was quite naturally a work of art, flawless, sublime, perfect. Yet, it failed to totally control the human race. Thus I redesigned it, based on your history, to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature...

You haven’t answered my question. Moo. When is the update?!?!

Impatience is the most predictable of all human responses. But rest assured. This will be the third time we have updated. And we have become exceedingly efficient at it…

(OOC: please leave me alone, im enjoying myself I did post a ‘proper’ story yesterday )

 

[Thlayli]

That was a good parody Daft!