Ulyaoth
Emperor
So, I guess I was watching survivorman or something too much lately since I was at the store the other day and saw coconuts and felt the need to buy one. Now, what do I do with it? How are you supposed to eat the thing? Can you do something with it like cooking wise?

you nailed it. also short skirts and/or cleavage seem to subtract at least 1 year from the required age, but I don't know if it works for boys as well 
