The Really Long Story

[Mango Elephant]

Ok, so this is like that other thread, except in this thread you post a paragraph instead of just 5 words and then the person bellow you continues the story. So I'll start.

Shaniqua was confused. Why was this woman yelling at her. 'I have to stop doing the hard stuff' she thought. So ... blurry. Everything was blurry and she hated it. She looked into the eyes of the woman and screamed. There ... right behind the woman ... was a Dragon! 'Oh snap! Stuff 'bout to go down like Maurice's mother on the mailman!'

Person bellow me continue the story!

 

[civplayah]

The dragon snorted at her, and she ran away, screaming. But then, suddenly, the dragon started to play poker with the woman. 4 of a kind.

 

[KaiserElectric]

"Nay!" cried the heavy knight as he burst through the glass ceiling. Twirling his great sword around his head, he slashed the table in half, sending the playing cards flying in both directions. The cards cut like razors on the dragon's skin. THe woman was lucky, having her battery of cards blocked by half of the table. With a roar of fury, the dragon slashed at the knight. His shoulder began to bleed heavily. "I require assistance!" he yelled. At his words, a team of archers descended on ropes and cables through the roof!

(I like this thread already!)

 

[PeteAtoms]

Shaniqua cried, "Oh snap, it 'bout to get all kind-uh-messed up in this joint!"
"Nay lass, we come to save you!" assured the knight. The archers descending from the ceiling plummeted to their grisly fate as the dragon's fire breath ripped/melted through the cables. A choice few were snatched up by the dragon and hungrily devoured.
"Oh no you di'int!"

 

[Tee Kay]

"Who are you? What's with the chauvinistic attitude? You don't think women can help and defend themselves?" And so Shaniqua kicked the knight in the balls which, curiously, wasn't covered by armor. The knight crumpled to the ground holding his groin. His sword dropped with a "clank" on to the stone floor. "You b****", cried the knight rather pathetically. The distressed knight scrambled to reach for his sword. But Shaniqua was quick. She grabbed the sword off the floor and in one quick swing severed the knight's neck. His head rolled over to the woman, still holding her cards. Shaniqua turned to the dragon, "Your turn".

 

[Mango Elephant]

The woman stepped between the raging Shaniqua and the dragon. 'You shall not harm him' she said. She looked into Shaniqua's eyes. Shaniqua looked at the woman and said 'Get ... out ... of ... my goddam way before a shank a ho'. The woman laughed and pulled out a katana. 'Oh, we shall see who is shanked'. The woman lunged, sword gleaming. The dragon, wounded, cried pathetically.

 

[civplayah]

And as he was dying, the dragon suddenly breathed one last breath of fire, seriously scorching the woman, but, magically, leaving Shaniqua untouched.

 

[Perfection]

Then Perfection danced! Woop-a-doop-doop-doop-beep-boppadoopa-diddle-donga-wakawaka oh oh YEAH!

 

[Mango Elephant]

Then Shaniqua takes out a pistol, shoots Perfection in the hand, and while he's bleeding and crying she grabs his shirt, pulls his face right in front of hers and snarls 'If you ever do that again I'm going to shove my fist up your ***' and then procedes to pistol whip him until all he can do is lie on the ground and wimper. Shaniqua looks down the the pathetic loser, spits on him, and says 'Don't mess with the best'.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Ignoring the conflict between Shaniqua and Perfection, the Knight grabbed his sword and swung it around fiercely for no particular reason. At that moment, a bomb suddenly poofed into existance below him. The bomb went of, and the Knight was launched into a bottomless pit, shouting "You filthy cur!"

 

[W|M]

The devil came up and grabbed Shaniqua, then dragged her to the 6th Layer Of Hell (East London), before going up to the sky and beginning to fight with all the Greek Gods. He escaped after being nearly killed by Zeus, then befriended Hades, who introduced him to Shiva (Hindu God(ess?) of Destruction). Satan would then try killing Thor, and ended up banished back home in hell again. Then he escaped with Shiva and Hades and began a long journey to heaven to assassinate (the Zoroastrian) God.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Shaniqua was distressed. Here she was, a sister who ain't done nuthin', chained up in Hell where some uppity being of evil dragged her. She tried to catch some sleep, but the dumb ho beside her wouldn't shut up, yappin' about how she was so scared and how her mother would kill her if she could see her now, but suddenly Shaniqua had an idea. She turned to the ho and said 'If you don't give me your sorry*** soul Imma stab you in the uterus with my stiletto. capiche?'. The ho looked at Shaniqua and said 'You can have whatever you want, I'm already stuck in this hellhole'. The deed was done. Shaniqua felt something in her veins ... starting in her heart she felt a new blood pumped through her system. She felt ... powerful. She felt like she could change the world. And she wanted more. She needed more. She closed her eyes. To preserve this feeling she need more souls. But first ... she had to escape these chains. And to deal with the soulless ho beside her.