The Last Conformist
Irresistibly Attractive
What sort fun-free hellhole do you live in?nonconformist said:
The Rules of Being a Man
- Thread starter Rambuchan
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Jawz II
Oh Dear
Rambuchan said:
well i dont like travolta, the 70s or disco, but i get what rambu is saying
the most pimpish guy ive ever known was a really friendly guy who danced for a living (both exotic and regular
), first when i met him i thought he was gay, but later i found out he was the biggest dog in town 
imp:this guy was incredible, he has dated 1 of the spice girls (the redhead) before she was famous and they were both working as strippers in ibiza
goes to show you, girls dont fall for that uber macho, no-neck, thug/bruiser kinda guy, well a few of them do, but most of them like pretty boys, that arent too scary looking
this guy would work out but then he would starve himself to get muscle definiton and to not become too big!
sounds kinda slimey, right? well i guess he kinda was, but you should see how many girls he got! im telling you that guy was swimming in girls
if i was smarter id get a slick smooth style like that too
Rambuchan
The Funky President
The MANagement Committee has convened and there are 3 new rules up, one of them regarding dancing.
fe3333au
Deity
Love the alpha male thing ... you don't need muscle or tool capability if you got smarts and fast talk 
Bartleby
Remembers laughter
Ram, that Manowar thing really gets to you, doesn't it?
fe3333au
Deity
Can anyone spell A-D-O-N-I-S Complex?
Rambuchan
The Funky President
It's just wrong though isn't it? I mean what are they playing at?Bartleby said:
I can't quite make out if they take themselves seriously or not. I'm hoping it is a piss-take but something (the widespread use of stadium rock band haircuts) tells me they ain't kidding.
I've been left quite disturbed by that image. I shall have nightmares tonight of bare chested, stadium rock stars, dressed in animal skins, singing songs called "Battle Hymn".
fe3333au
Deity
Looks like they got greased up for a bit of manly wrestling fun before going to the pub to swill beers
Bartleby
Remembers laughter
*shrug* Each to his own, I s'pose. However I would like to make one thing perfectly clear: I have never owned or even listened to a Manowar recording.
How about an ambiguous rule: Real men play Real Football.
How about an ambiguous rule: Real men play Real Football.
King Alexander
Universe explorer
Amen, brother: Real Football is played with the FEET by Real Men!Bartleby said:
Just find the word 'feet' on a dictionary, to understand it's meaning.
ADONIS himself inspired by Real Men to promote he's image and the 'complex' thing comes by fake Real Menfe3333au said:
Rambuchan
The Funky President
I hear what you guys are saying. I'm looking to finalise the wording on a new football rule. How's this?
"Real Men don't where shoulder pads, especially when playing FOOTball."
"Real Men don't where shoulder pads, especially when playing FOOTball."
Bartleby
Remembers laughter
I liked ambiguity.
King Alexander
Universe explorer
AWESOME!!!Rambuchan said:
*bolding is mine.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
So true. Only sissies where padding while playing football.Rambuchan said:
Rambuchan
The Funky President
OK thanks guys. I'll go with an update of that wording. And sorry to blow you out Bart. I mean... omg..... ........what have I said?
New rule successfully added by way of conferring. OMG!! Men agreeing!!? (Oh I guess so, seeing as it's always women who do the disagreeing. )
Anyway, thanks to Bartleby for highlighting the football issue.
........what have I said?New rule successfully added by way of conferring. OMG!! Men agreeing!!? (Oh I guess so, seeing as it's always women who do the disagreeing.
)Anyway, thanks to Bartleby for highlighting the football issue.
Bartleby
Remembers laughter
Uh...yeah. Thanks, I think...
classical_hero
In whom I trust
I see you did not include my proviso for this rule.
I said a few posts ago, this should only be done at weddings. I think that weddings should be an exception to the rule.
I said a few posts ago, this should only be done at weddings. I think that weddings should be an exception to the rule.
Rambuchan
The Funky President
No way Jose.classical_hero said:
What about nightclubs and dancehalls where the heterosexual male can really use his dancing prowess to the best interests of his loins? Weddings are a tip of the iceberg and also encourage some wa*ky, pathetic arm flailing routines which do nothing for the reputation of honest, gay fearing, misogynistic heteros the world over.
I am willing to debate this dancing thing but weddings is the wrong set of trunks to be wearing in this swimming pool old boy.
Rambuchan said:
this might be the coolest expression ive ever heard. I plan to use it
prehaps some sort of provision involving booze intake in relation to dancing might be acceptible? Is it better to dance when completely smashed, where your friends can laugh at you? Its a sorry sight indeed to see a bunch of uptight, sober guys try and dance at a concert. hurts my eyes
