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[Tambien]

As am I. And More So Than YOU!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

May the Second Epic Wars begin.






While my troops are shooting, I shall bring in one of my more deadly weapons:

PARROTS!

 

[Tycho]

PARROTS!

I've already lit the beacons; reinforcements are on their way .

 

[Seron]

ninjas protecting snieprs, portecting borg










we shall use parrot ammo!!!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

The Epic Wars

Moreepicthanyou's Side:
Tycho
Seron
(Unofficial, but pretty much certain) Emperor Bosco
(Also unoffical but almost certain) thecasesar

Tambien's side:
Tambien
No one else

 

[Lelouch]

I, LELOUCH, AM MORE EPIC THAN ANYONE!!!

troops, move out!!!

 

[Optical]

Guys. Not cool.

 

[Tambien]

Free cookies, rootbeer, and cake for anyone who joins me! (yes, that's a really bad joke)

 

[Jwitti]

In other words,
JOIN THE DARK SIDE, LUKE. WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!

 

[Lelouch]

I have Orange-boy. I WIN!!!

 

[Tambien]

Exactly. Except for replace dark with awesome.

 

[Jwitti]

Join the awesome side, Luke. We have cookies.

Like so?

 

[Terrance888]

It's not cool.

It's blazingly hot. It is boiling hot. It is at the Absolute Hotness; heat death.

Great job, you worthless pieces of unprocessed spam.


On the other news, which stories am I assigned to do? I'm open for assignments.

 

[Tambien]

Like so?

Corecttamundo

Terrance: You want to do an interview?

 

[Terrance888]

Whatever. I've got free time after I aced my finals.

 

[Tambien]

Find a story you really like (or if you have THAT much time a few) and interview it's author. Ask questions about their inspiration, what led them to CFC etc.

 

[Terrance888]

GREAT! Time to find unbound/Helmling

 

[Tambien]

He's already taken.

 

[choxorn]

>You have encountered two new pages of thread. Action?
Detect Spam
>Spam Detected. Spam Level: OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNND!

 

[MaxWar]

Today in the S&T times: Breaking news!​

Mere days following the thread's glorious rise to stickiness-hood, it gets locked by admins for excessive spam!
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Finance:
Due to the company's recent sale performances, the shares of SPAM are on the rise by 6%!!