The Suicide Game

[Smartbluma]

The rules are: Someone drops something, and the next person tries to kill themselves with it. Then they have to drop something of their own.

For instance:

Spoiler :

Smartbluma: I drop a fish.

Smarterbluma: The fish had salmonella. I ate it. I die.

I drop a lego.

I drop a chainsaw.

 

[Firestorm94]

I drink the gasoline

I drop a rubber duck

 

[BananaLee]

I eat the rubber duck.

I drop a piece of tissue paper

 

[Smartbluma]

I eat the rubber duck.

I drop a piece of tissue paper

It wraps around my neck and chokes me.

I drop a piano.

 

[Perfection]

I challenge the devil to a piano contest and lose!

I drop my trousers!

 

[Firestorm94]

I die from laughter.

I drop a cookie.

 

[Angst]

The cookie smelled so good that a distant Megadino ragingly rampaged through the countryside, finally reaching me, who had been so stupid to eat it. The creature roared as I screamed in terror and ran for the hills, but it was too fast (Or, to be more accurate, it simply had longer legs), and reached me before I made a getaway. It swallowed me whole. I was still alive, however, and I took my pocket knife and cut myself out of the stomach - but in the minute I looked out, the military had come to shoot it down, but they hit me instead, as I had come forth of my hideout. It should've stayed in the belly.

I drop a banana peel.

 

[Captain2]

The banana peel sits on the floor so long it develops sentient thought, it then makes a pass at my wife causing me to challenge it to a duel. It shoots me at ten paces

I drop a garden gnome

 

[Smartbluma]

The banana peel sits on the floor so long it develops sentient thought, it then makes a pass at my wife causing me to challenge it to a duel. It shoots me at ten paces

I drop a garden gnome

A man who is afraid of gnomes clings on to me, then I fall down the sewer and get a concussion.

I drop your test scores.

 

[Krill]

I die from overdosing on ecstasy after getting the best marks of my life.

I drop acid.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Acid melts through the floor and i fall through it and break my neck.
(hope you meant this kind of acid)

I drop a condom.

 

[KingMorgan]

I pull the condom over my head and attempt to blow it up, to impress that hot girl, due to excess of spermicide, it suffocates me.

A 12" didlo drops out my pocket.

 

[Love]

I fall and it impales my nostril right through my brain.

I drop a hotdog.

 

[Perfection]

I let it set out for 2 weeks and eat it.

I DROP EYE DROPS

 

[Smartbluma]

I let it set out for 2 weeks and eat it.

I DROP EYE DROPS

They land on my eyes and I can't blink, eventually dissolving my eyes and my brain.

I drop my boxers.

 

[BananaLee]

I die from laughter - again.

I drop an anvil

 

[Captain2]

I take up smithing work but I'm eventually killed by the six fingered man after making a sword for him

I drop a sponge

 

[Love]

I eat a poisoned soup with it.

I drop an innocent pillow

 

[BananaLee]

Incidentally, the pillow wasn't THAT innocent.

I drop a crane

 

[Smartbluma]

It picks me up by my underwear and gives me a wedgie that cuts my body in half.

I drop a bunny.