The Suicide Game

[choxorn]

It gives me a tiny papercut on my wrist, which cuts open an artery and I bleed to death.

I drop Soviet Russia.

 

[mythmonster2]

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia falls on ME! Wait, what? The Soviet Russia secret police kill me for defacing such a time-honored joke.

I drop an immovable object coming into contact with an unstoppable force.

 

[_random_]

The universe itself begins to move, knocking me off my balance and off of a cliff.

I drop important evidence regarding Jack the Ripper's identity (the serial killer, not the CfC user)

 

[Terrance888]

I was found holding it and died being tourtured because I am a wimp.

I drop a god.

 

[choxorn]

He falls on top of other god, who drops a lightning bolt he was holding, killing me.

I drop a Death Star.

 

[carmen510]

The sheer awesomeness of the Death Star explodes my head, although the laser helped too.

I drop my pancreas.

 

[Perfection]

I attempt to swap it out with mine, but I screw up and die.



I drop nothing.

 

[Firestorm94]

The nothing... err... makes me nothing!

I drop all of the internet memes.

 

[_random_]

I throw them away, but am killed by an angry mob of people who still find them funny.

I drop some old Hulk comics.

 

[choxorn]

Hulk SMASH! Even in Comics, when he's not real!

I drop a butterfly.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

By flaping his wings he causes a tornado on the other side of the earth where i am.

I drop a flowerpot.

 

[Danielos]

I put a poisonous plant in it, get stung and die in agony.

I drop a copy of Civilization 1.

 

[KaiserElectric]

My head explodes from the excitement of having the original game.

I drop my headless corpse.

 

[Love]

I become a corpse.

I drop a liter of milk

 

[reverend oats]

I get mauled by a swarm of ferocious house cats.

I drop the Dalai Llama.

 

[choxorn]

He uses his awesome secret Buddhist superpowers to kill me.

I drop a Ninja Pirate.

 

[kenken244]

The Ninja Pirate kills himself, causing me to die of shock.

I drop a Grammar Nazi.

 

[dragonforce]

he annoys me till i kill him then i get sentenced to death (i die)
i drop a pen cap

 

[mythmonster2]

The pen cap hits the "Launch all nukes" button and, in response, one of the first cities nuked by China/Russia/India/Pakistan/U.K/France is Houston.

I drop a metaphor.

 

[KaiserElectric]

The nail is a fiery projectile which sails through my heart.

I drop a fantastic line of literature.