The Suicide Game

[Icekommander]

I try to feed it a carrot, and it bites off my finger. It then gets infected, and spreads through my body.

I drop an envelope

 

[KingMorgan]

I open the envelope and find a deadly powder, whoops.

I drop a ball point pen.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

I pick my ear with it while walking past a super powerful magnet. The ball point pen drills its way through my brains.

I drop 3 kg of cat food.

 

[Perfection]

I try one tiny bit, and I vomit out all my internal organs in disgust.

I drop you!

 

[Love]

I hit the ground and break my neck.

I drop nitroglycerin

 

[rhawn]

Standing below you I stare at the nitroglycerine as it hurtles towards my face the last thing I do is...

I drop a deuce.

 

[Perfection]

Hep

I drop God.

 

[Angst]

All creatures are destroyed. They can't be regenerated.

I drop the new avatar size.

 

[Smartbluma]

All creatures are destroyed. They can't be regenerated.

I drop the new avatar size.

I try to catch it, but get crushed as I am used to 70x70.

I drop a computer.

 

[Love]

I get a virus

I drop a book

 

[Firestorm94]

Its content is so cliched and unoriginal, so I tell people that I hate it. They kill me because they are (insert annoying book series here) fanatics.

I drop the poop from eat poop you cat!

 

[Terrance888]

I got smashed unexpectidly!

I drop a single atom of perfectly regular size, shape, weight, density and all that crap.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

I eat it and choke on it.

I drop Rick Astley.

 

[BananaLee]

He falls on me.

I drop Rosie O'Donnell

 

[dragonforce]

Rosie O'Donnell eats me and i get digested in her stomach acids

befo bieing eten i drop a cd

 

[Perfection]

I tease the crossdresser, shoulda known he had a gun.

I drop a lemon.

 

[BananaLee]

It happens to be a 2 ton Jaguar with a broken engine. And I was under it.

I flog a dead horse

 

[Smartbluma]

It happens to be a 2 ton Jaguar with a broken engine. And I was under it.

I flog a dead horse

Wild animal activists then mug you. One of them stabs you with six paperclips and a butterknife.

I drop a rubber ball.

 

[dragonforce]

Ibounce the rubber ball it goes into a storm drain and i follow it there is a sudden flash flood and i drown

i drope a papre wth mi bud splling

 

[Firestorm94]

My head explodes trying to decipher it.

I drop a paper with my better spelling on it.