The Suicide Game

I try to play it on Rock Band 2, fail out, try again, fail out, repeat until someone stabs me in the back for no reason.

I drop chop suey and egg rolls.
 
I'm inspired to write a song called "Chop Suey", and the former members of System of a Down send their goons after me to kill me.

I drop a complete collection of Muppets DVD's.
 
Inspired, I try to make my own Kermit dress, but forget to put airholes in it, and suffocates...

I drop a slimy slug
 
It falls in my mouth, slides down my throat, spreads diseases in my body, and I die.

I drop a coin.
 
From the top of the Empire State Building.

The Mythbusters disproved that myth. :p

Anyway...

Your Mom? I say "That's What She Said", and she falls on me.

I drop a needle.
 
i play with the needle and it gets embeded in my eye( id die in surgery)
i a chopstick
 
They push a button that fires a laser and kills me.

I drop an F-Bomb.
 
I use it to improve my hygiene. After such, it turns out women find me irresistible. I suffer death by snoo-snoo.

I drop a bike helmet.
 
Then walk in front of a bus travelling at 60 mph.

I call Simon Cowell a talentless MF.
 
I trip over them and get my head needlessly impaled on a convenient, sharp spike!

I drop a deck of cards.
 
I trip over them and get my head needlessly impaled on a convenient, sharp spike!

I drop a deck of cards.

Unfortunately, the deck of card only has 51 cards, which a very sensitive, competitive old fart notices and get so upset that he beat me to a pulp.


I drop a photo of a Bigfoot track
 
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