The Suicide Game

[classical_hero]

I slipped on the wasted products.

I dropped a knife.

 

[choxorn]

The handle hits me in the head and crushes my skull.

I drop a rocket launcher.

 

[Firestorm94]

I try to shoot someone else with it, but I accidentally hit an obstacle with it and it 'splodes me.

I drop GARBAGE DAY!!!

 

[Krill]

I die from gnolls running me over trying to get to the garbage.

I drop a fiver.

 

[Terrance888]

I accidently returned a Fourer and got mobbed by Fiver Purist.

I drop an Kappan.

 

[flyingchicken]

I become confused and my head asplodes.

I drop a dick.

 

[Perfection]

He shoots me in the face.

I drop a duck

 

[flyingchicken]

I take it, cook it, and eat it. To my misfortune, it was infected with a horrible duck disease that jumped to me. The bad thing? I'm dead. The good? I'M TAKING MILLIONS OF OTHERS WITH ME WITH A SUPER BIRD DISEASE OUTBREAK.

I drop a copper.

 

[Krill]

He breaks his neck and dies. Other coppers catch up with me, frame me in a murder and then beat me to death.

I drop a silver...

 

[choxorn]

It's a very big block of silver that kills me.

I drop a fool.

 

[Endwar 005]

I pity him to (my) death.

I drop a foot

 

[Krill]

the fall breaks both your legs, severing arteries and you die from haemorraging too much blood.

I drop a yard.

 

[BananaLee]

And I try to take a mile. Needless to say, Krill is not pleased and proceeds to kill me.

I drop a nympho

 

[Rub'Rum]

And I try to take a mile. Needless to say, Krill is not pleased and proceeds to kill me.

I drop a nympho

Oh yeah nympho! ACK! Deadly creeping syphilis originally coming from BananaLee's crotch. *dies*

I drop my dignity.

 

[Fr8monkey]

OOOOOOO! A heaping pile of Dignity!! I take it home but I choke on it because I have never seen it before and try to eat it.

You find a wet sponge in my pocket

 

[choxorn]

the fall breaks both your legs, severing arteries and you die from haemorraging too much blood.

I drop a yard.

Erm... The aim is to kill yourself, not endwar...

The wet sponge turns out to be SpongeBob Squarepants. He annoys me to death.

I drop the number 10.

 

[Angst]

I add 13. THE NUMBER 23! Paranoia! I kill myself (I hate that movie).

I drop a green colour pencil. Creativity!

 

[Krill]

My split personality doesn't like the green colour and proceeds to insert the pencil into my brain via my left nostril. I drop 50 iq points, turning into Homer Simpson and then proceed to jump off a bridge because I hate that I have become a flat slob.

I drop a dime.

(sorry about that mix up, that's what happens when you're awake for 30 straight hours!)

 

[Miles Teg]

I saw down the dime to a fine serrated edge, in hopes of building a mini chainsaw for mice. Unfortunately, I cut a vein on the dime and die.

I drop a set of fuzzy dice.

 

[Endwar 005]

I put string them along my rear-view mirror, but they in fact turn out to be a pair of rabid gerbils, which proceed to nibble my face apart.

I drop a torso