The Suicide Game

[_random_]

I watch a video recording of it, but am smitten in the middle of it because God won't let the answer be known.

I drop a time machine.

 

[mech654]

I try use it but it blow up and I die a horrable death.

I drop a speaker

 

[Terrance888]

It was set on so loud I can hear a bacteria cussing, causing the cuss police to beat me to death.

I drop the person that goes next.

 

[Krill]

I fall into a black hole and get compressed to the size of one of Gordon Browns testes.

I drop some picric acid on the floor.

 

[choxorn]

It melts me.

I drop bones.

 

[BananaLee]

I pick them up and proceed to waste all my money on domino bets.

I drop cards

 

[flyingchicken]

I play solitaire until I'm struck with the mind-breaking realization that I am ALOOONE

I drop some bubblegum

 

[choxorn]

It blows such a huge bubble that I am permanently stuck to a wall. The wall falls over and I am crushed.

I drop a magazine.

 

[Terrance888]

It is so gay my... brainz.... no.... takz... no.... mor.... *instantanous combustion of brain occurs here*

I drop Chox.

 

[Endwar 005]

When he hits the ground, he falls all the way to the center of the Earth. I get pushed in.

I drop a chupathingy

 

[flyingchicken]

The chupathingy eats me

I drop a bat

 

[mythmonster2]

The person creating these dropped things is confused about whether you wanted an animal or the wooden bat, so he combines them into a wooden, flying animal called "Batbat". This creature is very aggressive and launches a nuke onto Houston. I live, but then I get run over by a truck trying to escape the fallout.

I drop a drop of water.

 

[choxorn]

It defies air resistance and as such lacks a terminal velocity, allowing it fall really, really, really fast. Fast enough to blow me into a million pieces when it hits me.

I drop an Xbox.

 

[_random_]

I'm not allowed to play M rated games, and die of boredom from the relative lack of good titles not under that description.

I drop a prototype of the Xbox 720.

 

[kenken244]

Unfortunately, as it is a prototype, it is very large and heavy and crushes me under it's weight.

I drop an "A"

 

[Rub'Rum]

I dodge the "A" only to be struck by an incoming F-bomb.

I drop floss

 

[Krill]

I get diabetes and die from hyperglycemia. (candy floss?)

I drop a bacon sarney

 

[Terrance888]

I simply die of mobbing dogs.

I drop myself.

 

[choxorn]

You fall on a precariously pieced block of wood, causing a huge chain of random and only somewhat related events that ends with a grenade falling on my head.

I drop a plasma grenade.

 

[Perfection]

I trip over it and fall down the stairs and off a cliff onto some sharp pointy rocks laced with poison.

I drop a booger