The Suicide Game

[Endwar 005]

It gets lodged into my chest and gives me uncurable cancer.

I drop a bottle of hand lotion

 

[choxorn]

I slip on it and it gets poured all over me. Everyone thinks I'm gay, and crazy religious people kill me.

I drop crazy religious zealots.

 

[Perfection]

Dude Perf's is a well known atheist.

I DROP CONDI

 

[Terrance888]

I died of the typo and the mob of Grammar Nazis and Grammar Communists who try to kill the Grammar Democracians and the Grammar Socialists.

I drop a single gram of sugar.

 

[Krill]

Fungi grow on the sugar and create spores that rot my lungs. I die of drowing in my own blood.

I drop the moon into the surface of the sun.

 

[Perfection]

I die from lack of tides.

I drop the number 4

(Also, there were no typos in "CONDI")

 

[flyingchicken]

I commit suicide in a regular fashion after trying to do maths in base 10 with only 9 numbers.

I drop a fan

 

[choxorn]

The fan turns out to be a fangirl. She kills me after I insult the Jonas Brothers.

I drop the death star.

 

[mythmonster2]

I eat it, but then I explode when it shoots its way out.

I drop a tree.

 

[Terrance888]

I got killed by the Tree Shaman.

I dropped my pants.

 

[choxorn]

Your butt is so ugly I die.

I drop my eyes.

 

[Endwar 005]

Blood shoots out of your eye sockets and blinds me. I fall off a cliff.

I drop a rocket

 

[Firestorm94]

rocket go boom!

I drop Fiftychat

 

[Endwar 005]

It's gotten so bogged down, the servers explode and set the facility on fire. It rages across the distance to my house, burning it down. However, I escape, and am hit by a firetruck coming to my rescue.

I drop a sheep.

 

[Smartbluma]

I kill the sheep, shear the wool, make a wool jacket, walk outside into the rain, gets wet from the wool, and dies of hypothermia.

I drop some water.

 

[choxorn]

I was transformed into a creature of fire by some magic force, and the water kills me.

 

[flyingchicken]

I try to pick it up, but an error rendered me out of existence.

I drop a quark.

 

[Krill]

I strain my eyesight looking for the quark, go blind and walk in the LHC, and freeze solid in the near absolute zero temperatures.

I drop nothing.

 

[choxorn]

I try to find nothing, but in my quest for it I am killed by trolls.

I drop a baby seal.

 

[Rub'Rum]

I club the baby seal to death even though it's illegal in Canada to club baby seals to death despite the images fed to you by international media. I get hung to a tree by Paul McCartney, Brigitte Bardot and a lynch mob.

I drop my dignity.