The Tale of the Two Brothers of the East

Also guys this is the main thread thus I am superior to Moai, in the story at least :D And I suck too, I'm on settler :lol: Hey, we've been planning this story for weeks. We spent a hell of a long time prepping for it. Let it play out and enjoy :p

im on prince :p

BYZANTIUM IS BEST

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Supreme and great leader
Moai_Spammer (Sir Trotsky in russia)
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This isn't about you, I just want to finish this story because I have the story all planned out. Don't worry guys. I'll talk to Moai.
 
Prince isnt really hard...
 
Lol, now I understood, just to recap:

Settler, Chieftain, Warlord, Noble, Prince, Monarch, Emperor, Immortal, Deity

And as I love to see it everytime I play, just hover the mouse above the difficulty on Start Now option to see Deity's quote:

Muuuhahaha! Good luck sucker!

I know Prince is not hard, for me at least, but as Noble is considered the Normal Difficulty, Prince may be described as already hard
 
Prince isnt really hard...

Exactly, which makes it perfect for making a story

don't want to die in front of everyone on S&T :p

i normally play Monarch about 55% of the time, with prince the other 45%
 
I was screwed with Russia so I did settler :lol:
 
Exactly, which makes it perfect for making a story

don't want to die in front of everyone on S&T :p

i normally play Monarch about 55% of the time, with prince the other 45%

Maybe I should try ressuructing my diety frozen story...
 
Maybe I should try ressuructing my diety frozen story...

is that frozen as in tundra or frozen as in do you wanna build a snow man...

both would be amazing
 
With the story, he might just let it go.
 
Hmm that gives me an idea

Are you going to make "Elsa takes over the world with her awesome ice powers"

because that's how Frozen should have gone
 
I will do Deity for 2 reasons that is the same as everyone's, but with a slight difference:

1- I'm used to play on deity (besides dying most of the time, the gap between Deity and Immortal is like the gap between Prince and Immortal, it's insane, so Immortal is too easy for me)

Most of you probably don't have faced this yet because you (at least the ones that already told in which difficulty they play) all play on below Monarch in MP (maybe Moai knows what I'm saying), and when you play with someone on an easier difficulty, the game becomes a lot easier for you too, because the AI has to let the guy on an easier difficulty play the game, while on harder difficulties it has to screw you quickly.

2- So, as I said, it'll be like playing on an easier difficulty anyway.

And so to already give a piece of advantage to you guys, the most important difference between Deity and the rest of mortals and Immortals (hehe nice one this one), besides the AI's countless advantages is: Number of Units! So to take a higher difficulty level player involves having a lot more units then him, because if somehow you end up having the same number of units as him... :ar15: :help:

But I promised I won't be a dick, so this info is just if someone wants to attack and challenge me (what I would like a lot to be honest, I've never had a fight with a human player before, all my MP games were so massive and hard that I had to team with my friend to try to win the game, and when battle came someone was so overpowered that it was a simple quit).

I'll post here the true entire differences there is between the difficulties (I'm curious), so wait a moment.
 
Chapter 2: All of Teh Ponehs

So Trotsky had a sudden craving for women... Gotta love him :lol:
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His love of ponies was further shown as he gave more help in pony form.
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Using the new Russian cataphract, Wild Fire, we took Balanjar. More land yay!
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I got news in my palace that a general had died, and immediately I knew whose it was...
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Taking full advantage of a war with Saladin and using the gifted ponies I took the land of Nishapur. Unfortunately Trotsky got all whiny and wanted it, claiming it to be his. He gave a fair deal though, the city of Budapest to Russia for Nishapur, it was fair enough. So I accepted.
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Trotsky told me not to talk to French people...
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He also told me you would screw me up...
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Great minds think alike.
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So it seems as though he didn't like the name of his capital. Now I know the true reason he wanted Byzantium.
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Charlemagne proposed a deal to end the wars with Trotsky. I wasn't sure what to do, figured that if he was at war he wanted to be so I said no. Also I was exploring Mongolian lands for, no reason. :devil: I also met China and traded techs I got from Trotsky and other Europeans for gunpowder and education. This would be my bargaining tool for awhile. :D
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Since Trotsky said yes I guess it was okay that it succeeded. Also, I told him about my plans to deal with the Mongolian menace.
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Because of the generosity from Trotsky before, I helped him out by giving him the knowledge of gunpowder.
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I got a great spy. I thought about using him against my little brother so I could see him and what he was doing, but then I realized that I don't know if I want to...
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I launched my secret plan. My plan to kill Mongolia so they would not bother me. My Twilight Sparkle attacked and killed their defenders. Then Wild Fire finished the job.
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Like the amazing brother he is, Trotsky declared war on Mongolia. He even spent his soldiers life taking a city for me. Those bastards. I swooped in and killed every Mongolian in sight.
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The current state of our conjoined empire was more than impressive. It was beautiful.
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