"Yes! I did it! I captured him!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *cough*
"And I bet you want to know why I captured him, don't you?"
"Well, not really..." came BCLG's reply.
"Really, you're not just a little bit curious?" Octavian was rather disappointed.
"Well, no. If you could just free him, I'd appreciate it."
"You really don't want to know my plan? I mean, I had a nice, evil sounding speech worked out about it all. I really did work very hard on it!"
"Oh, all right."
Octavian's face brightened. "Then here it is! My evil plan!" He clears his throat. "Yes, it's all very evil, a nice plan and everything..." A moment of silence. "What was the plan again?" He looked around at the confused interns.
Another rather ackward moment of silence. SaaM, not hearing anything because of the bowl, fell asleep.
"Wait, that's it! Yeah! I'm just an imposter of Octavian who's really here just to hold SaaM for some ransom oysters!" Looking embarrased, he deepens his voice. "I mean, gimme some oysters or you'll never see SaaM again!"
OOC: I apoligize. It's late, and I'm bored.
IC: Voice Over Announcer: What happens next? Does BCLG have some oysters to satisfy the imposter Octav....
Octavian's Imposter: I'm not an imposter!
Announcer: Err, that's right. Does BCLG have enough oysters to satisfy the insidious gang of stupid interns? Will SaaM survive? Where is Octavian V, and just who is this imposter?
Octavian's Imposter: I'm no imposter!
Annoucer: Shove off. And where is the chorus line now?
BCLG: Where's the voice coming from, anyway?