Tycho Brahe
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"Gilda", "To Have and Have Not" and "All About Eve" are all great movies. If you don't know them and like movies, youve missed something 
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The top 12 best movie lines ever.......
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PHSikes
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"Hi, Curly, kill anyone today?"
- "Day ain't over yet."
AND
"I crap bigger'n you."
city slickers
- "Day ain't over yet."
AND
"I crap bigger'n you."
city slickers
Ace
Emperor
"Go ahead, make my day!"
bobgote
Trousers
rmsharpe said:
as well as
"Joey, have you ever been in a cockpit before?"
"No sir, i've never been in a plane before!"
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. "
"A hospital? what is it? "
" It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "
and the "looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" (etc).
also need "You're one ugly ...." (you finish that quote) from predator
(as well as "if it bleeds, we can kill it").bah! i deride your truth handling abilities! no truth-handler, you! (that is how the quote has to be finished now).Shadylookin said:
"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved. " - my favourite line from that movie.steviejay said:
Officially the best line in probably ANY movie!!
and that one tooWS78 said:
PHSikes
Retired Squid
Another one from predator.."I ain't got time to bleed."
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FearlessLeader2
Fundamentalist Loon
Bill Murray Quotes:
"You have a gun Grimm, shoot them."
"I want to...but they're, fur-bearing, I might need a permit or something."
(Randy Quaid here, because Quickchange is stuffed full of good lines:
"Please God!! All I want is a cab!! Just a lousy, <blank>ing, cab!!")
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
"Nobody steps on a church in my town!! Blast him!!"
"So he's gonna stiff me, and I'm like, 'Hey dalai, how 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort?', and he's like 'Oh, there is nothing for you now, but on your deathbed, you will receive total spiritual enlightenment.', so you know, I got that goin' for me."
"That's not bad for a quadraped. Check your mirrors now, side of your eyes, side of your eyes. Don't drive angry, don't drive angry! Ok Phil, on me in three, two, one..."
Bill is the king of movie quotability.
Raising Arizona:
"Hurry on up with that now, I'm in dutch with the missus!"
"You never leave a man behind!!"
"Now, don't go just tellin' us what we want to hear, all we want to hear is the truth."
"Well sir, then I guess I am tellin' you what you want to hear."
"Now dad-gum it boy!! We just told you not to do that!"
"Yessir."
"Well all right then."
There's too many to go on...
"You have a gun Grimm, shoot them."
"I want to...but they're, fur-bearing, I might need a permit or something."
(Randy Quaid here, because Quickchange is stuffed full of good lines:
"Please God!! All I want is a cab!! Just a lousy, <blank>ing, cab!!")
"Back off man, I'm a scientist."
"Nobody steps on a church in my town!! Blast him!!"
"So he's gonna stiff me, and I'm like, 'Hey dalai, how 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort?', and he's like 'Oh, there is nothing for you now, but on your deathbed, you will receive total spiritual enlightenment.', so you know, I got that goin' for me."
"That's not bad for a quadraped. Check your mirrors now, side of your eyes, side of your eyes. Don't drive angry, don't drive angry! Ok Phil, on me in three, two, one..."
Bill is the king of movie quotability.
Raising Arizona:
"Hurry on up with that now, I'm in dutch with the missus!"
"You never leave a man behind!!"
"Now, don't go just tellin' us what we want to hear, all we want to hear is the truth."
"Well sir, then I guess I am tellin' you what you want to hear."
"Now dad-gum it boy!! We just told you not to do that!"
"Yessir."
"Well all right then."
There's too many to go on...
I always like the Bill Murray quote from GroundHog's Day about his dad being a Piano Mover...I can't recall it exactly.
And I love this one:
Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I'd buy one.
And I love this one:
Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I'd buy one.
As the shrimp boat crashes into the dock "At's my boat." -Forrest Gump
"Aw ****!"- Data, Next Generation Movie
One of my favorite scenes is from "The Big Hotel" with the Marx Brothers.
Groucho is the Hotel manager and is working behind the desk. An older rich gentelman and his wife approach, and ask for a room.
Groucho; Where's your luggage?
Man ; It will be here in the morning.
Groucho; I've heard that before. How do you like that, bring a strange
dame to a hotel and try to get a room.
Man; Strange dame!!!???
Groucho; Well, I've never seen her before. (raising his eyebrows and winking
at her)
Man; Sir, you should be ashamed. I'll have you know this is my wife!
Groucho; If this is your wife, YOU should be ashamed.
Man; My lawyers will be here in the morning!!
Groucho; They wont get a room without luggage either.
"Aw ****!"- Data, Next Generation Movie
One of my favorite scenes is from "The Big Hotel" with the Marx Brothers.
Groucho is the Hotel manager and is working behind the desk. An older rich gentelman and his wife approach, and ask for a room.
Groucho; Where's your luggage?
Man ; It will be here in the morning.
Groucho; I've heard that before. How do you like that, bring a strange
dame to a hotel and try to get a room.
Man; Strange dame!!!???
Groucho; Well, I've never seen her before. (raising his eyebrows and winking
at her)
Man; Sir, you should be ashamed. I'll have you know this is my wife!
Groucho; If this is your wife, YOU should be ashamed.
Man; My lawyers will be here in the morning!!
Groucho; They wont get a room without luggage either.
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dgfred said:How about "I'm going to give him an offer he can't refuse."Brando
IIRC, it goes,
"I am going to make him an offer he can't refuse".
Anybody seen Snatch. The movie is full of great quotes.
Turkish: What's up with them suasages, Charlie?
Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
Turkish: It was two minutes, five minutes ago!
Turkish to Tommy: Hold'n! Sit tight! What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish!
Turkish: No tommy. That's a gun. What is a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: From what? Zee germans. (taking the gun)... heavy, aint't?
And many many more. I could go on and on....
. I'll probably miss some more later so
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betazed said:
I love the bit where Bulletooth Tony keeps having to shoot the "sneaky ******* Russian" over and over before saying "don't take the **** (think slang for urinate) Boris!"
thestonesfan
A Client of Ron Kuby
Something from Office Space, Big Lebowski, or Raising Arizona.
PHSikes
Retired Squid
"God says I'm gettin out of this, but He's pretty sure you're BLANK."
Braveheart
Braveheart
PHSikes
Retired Squid
This is a movie quote, but could end up in a few of the "God" threads...
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the
world he didn't exist."
the usual suspects
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the
world he didn't exist."
the usual suspects
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Where's
"You're arm's off!" --Arthur
"'Tis but a flesh wound!" --Black Knight
or
"I order you to be quiet!" -- Arthur
"Oh, order eh? 'Ooh does 'e think 'e is, anyway?" -- Peasant
"I am your king!" --Arthur
"Well I didn't vote for you." --Peasant
"You don't vote for kings!" --Arthur
"Well ow'd you become king then?"
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering white, held aloft Excalibur, signifying that I, Arthur, was to be king."
...
"Well if I went around claiming I was emperor because some watery tart threw a scimitar at me, I'd be locked in a dungeon!"
"Shut up! I order you to shut up!"
"Everyone, come see the violence inherent in the system!"
"Shut Up!"
"Come see the violence inherent in the system!"
"Shut Up!"
"Help, Help! I'm being repressed!"
"Bloody Peasant"
"Didn't you see that? Didn't you see him repressing me?"
"NEE!"
"And the people did feast, upon the lambs, the sloths, the fruit bats, the orangutangs, the breakfast cerals--."
"The Holy Grail can be found in the castle of Aaaaaaaaagh."
....
"Well he wouldn't write Aaaaaaaaaagh, he'd just say it."
"Perhaps he was dictating."
"Shut up."
And, of course: "Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Sorry, I have monty python on the brain tonight.
"You're arm's off!" --Arthur
"'Tis but a flesh wound!" --Black Knight
or
"I order you to be quiet!" -- Arthur
"Oh, order eh? 'Ooh does 'e think 'e is, anyway?" -- Peasant
"I am your king!" --Arthur
"Well I didn't vote for you." --Peasant
"You don't vote for kings!" --Arthur
"Well ow'd you become king then?"
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering white, held aloft Excalibur, signifying that I, Arthur, was to be king."
...
"Well if I went around claiming I was emperor because some watery tart threw a scimitar at me, I'd be locked in a dungeon!"
"Shut up! I order you to shut up!"
"Everyone, come see the violence inherent in the system!"
"Shut Up!"
"Come see the violence inherent in the system!"
"Shut Up!"
"Help, Help! I'm being repressed!"
"Bloody Peasant"
"Didn't you see that? Didn't you see him repressing me?"
"NEE!"
"And the people did feast, upon the lambs, the sloths, the fruit bats, the orangutangs, the breakfast cerals--."
"The Holy Grail can be found in the castle of Aaaaaaaaagh."
....
"Well he wouldn't write Aaaaaaaaaagh, he'd just say it."
"Perhaps he was dictating."
"Shut up."
And, of course: "Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Sorry, I have monty python on the brain tonight.
PHSikes
Retired Squid
Remember:
"Toga! Toga! Toga!"?
"Toga! Toga! Toga!"?
Jawz II
Oh Dear
to me the funniest bit from that monthy python movie is:
you stoopid english knigilits,i fart at your general direction!
you stoopid english knigilits,i fart at your general direction!
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