The Underdogs

[Imperator Knoedel]

Taiwan demands that we reintroduce Universal Suffrage. The nerves, can you believe it? I love my people and my people loves me, there is no need for the useless bureaucratic circus elsewhere known as "elections", especially when we need to concentrate all our efforts into supporting the Columbian workers and peasants to overthrow their imperialist oppressors.
I personally send condolences to the families of the FARC members that were recently killed by the henchmen of Senior Santos during their struggle for liberty in the northern region of Columbia. The Venezuelan people feels their pain, for there is nary a month passing without imperialist devils blowing up PDVSA installations. Even the increased patrols by the military are barely helping, and unfortunately we are now unable to meet the monthly quota for our deliveries to Australia in exchange for Uranium, which is why I have decided to abandon this deal. Instead the Venezuelan government now pays only good old Bolivars to Mrs Gillard out of our national reserve. I would love to see how Santos' terrorists try to undermine that payment method.
I hope you are shaking in your boots already Juan, for the day of your demise is near and there is nothing you can do about it, you imperialist devil!

OoC: Can you believe how hard it is to find a video of Hugo Chavez throwing a fit on YouTube?

 

[Tigranes]

This is getting interesting! Why, oh why Russia is not attacking anyone? I am still paying maintenance for my old Soviet era tanks hoping for some conquest.

Perhaps you should bribe Russia to help India

 

[Kokturk]

Russia is having enough on her hands right now.
I hope that they will declare on Iran so I can capture some coastal cities before Putin and make a visit to South America

 

[Imperator Knoedel]

In retrospect I should have better bought the Uranium from Russia than Australia, if only to rub it in Kazahkstan´s face.

 

[Tigranes]

Kokturk must be back by now, its Monday! But tracker shows otherwise ...

 

[Tigranes]

Ok, looks like we are rolling again! The "ball" got to Iraq. How does Iran doing I wonder? Will they go all the way to Thailand?

 

[Nighthawk419]

Another nuke this turn... Iraq is glad they are having no part of the latest war in the world for once!

sent on

 

[Tigranes]

Another nuke this turn... Iraq is glad they are having no part of the latest war in the world for once!

sent on

Did Indians retaliate? They only have tactical nukes, no IBCMs but I think one can nuke something Chinese from India...

 

[Tigranes]

Yes, Indians did retaliate. Ironically Tibetans felt the righteous rough of Indians -- another oppressed nation, which is not even Underdog one...

Meanwhile Colombia strongly protests destruction of our booming Coal industry! Those responsible will be brought to the justice. Our counter-intelligence specialists do not eath their bread in vain!

 

[Nighthawk419]

Another nuke shot by the Indians... and yet the Americans are not getting involved in this nuclear war...

onwards!

 

[Imperator Knoedel]

The Columbian bastardos dared to turn our South African allies against us! In addition they finished a Nuclear warhead! Something must be done to stop the devil inappropriately named Santos!

 

[Tigranes]

Whatever you do always remember -- I play before you. And there is no evidence I would care about you that much to bribe South Africa.

 

[Nighthawk419]

No nuclear strikes to report this turn... Baghdad completes an Industrial Park.

onwards!

 

[Tigranes]

Colombia is celebrating another great UN vote success! Despite the "No"s from Top-Dogs the World passed another free trade measure and now is enjoying extra trade routes!

 

[Imperator Knoedel]

Erm, no? All that is happening is that we don´t lose the extra trade route we already have had since the moment the resolution passed the first time.

Senior Santos, I hope you are aware that I have a list of all the dastardly deeds you have done over the last months and that the wrath of the Venezuelan nation will only grow stronger with every act of imperialism.

 

[Tigranes]

Why in a world would puny Venezuela need things like Battleships and Nuclear Facilities? Caracas and Panama started almost as same size but Caracas stayed size 8 while Panama grew size 20! You do not feed your people or suppress the passion between sexes or both! What have you accomplished in all these years?

 

[Imperator Knoedel]

You don´t get to tell me how to lead my country! You burn down our oil fields! You blow up innocents in their homes! You are sabotaging the progress of the Venezuelan nation in every way you can, and then you blame me for the results of your imperialist terror? How I long for the day when the world doesn´t have to suffer the stench of your hypocrisy anymore!

 

[Tigranes]

You are welcome to declare on me And we can settle this in battle, like real Latino machos!

In case you wonder WHY I have to slow you down -- look at your plans and all-military civics! How can we be safe next to the neighbor which is so aggressively inclined?

 

[Imperator Knoedel]

Oh don't worry, the day of judgement will come soon enough for you!

Don't play the victim here! Our reforms were only a reaction to your terror!

 

[Nighthawk419]

Meanwhile in Iraq... an industrial park was built.

gps!