They learn too soon...

[superslug]

So one night a young lad wakes up, needing to go to the bathroom. He doesn't want to wake up his parents and thinks he's finally old and ready enough to use the toilet alone, so he slinks down the hallway and pushes open the bathroom door.

There, standing in the bathroom, is his embarassed father putting on a condom.

The boy asks "Dad, what are you doing?"

Well, the father doesn't want to tell his son what's going on so he stammers out the first thing he can think of "I...I, uh...I'm trying to catch a mouse!"

The kid thinks about this for a second and then asks: "What are you going to do after you catch it? Screw him?"

 

[The Person]

Is this a true story? If it is, I see no reason to object. But where do they get it from?

 

[superslug]

Originally posted by The Person
Is this a true story?

Probably...

Originally posted by The Person
But where do they get it from?

In my case, a half hour ride on a public school bus. One kid knows something, then 60 know something.

 

[Goober]

Ok . . . That is somewhat disturbing . . .

 

[Vancouver 2010]

Can you say "Too much in-for-MA-tion!"

 

[hot7530]

i feel sick...................

 

[useless]

ughhh....

 

[superslug]

I may have been somewhat misleading in my earlier post. This wasn't a situation that happened to me, I originally read the joke in a magazine. What I meant was that everything I learned before my parents bothered trying to tell me was stuff I overheard on my schoolbus ride...

 

[WickedSmurf]

Hehe I think it was funny... What are ya'll whining about?