Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me On First Dates

[Fluke Bit]

Thanks for enjoying this thread. This is what prompted me to open joke threads:

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Check them out, they're very funny comics!

 

[thomson_2001]

i really dont know what to say.....em....sorry

 

[Fluke Bit]

i really dont know what to say.....em....sorry

Sorry for what?

 

[PibbZ]

 

[Bandobras Took]

Show me your axe rush, baby!

I'm kind of into Police State, myself.

 

[Photi]

"I'm sorry I can't make it tonight I'm playing Civ"

 

[TheLastOne36]

"Yeah winged hussars would be REALLY cool!"

Second.

 

[Arlborn]

"I'm sorry I can't make it tonight I'm playing Civ"

That is evul! Because if I heard it I would be even more excited!

J/k














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Maybe.

 

[Spearthrower]

"I like to use the whip frequently"

"Shouldn't you be working my hills"

 

[BlastDuke]

civ4 playing men are sooo sexy...

 

[Hollowdog]

"So level with me, you have undefended coastal cities?"

 

[Grimus]

"I like to use the whip frequently"

You win!

 

[Grimus]

"I like to be aggressive and charasmatic."

 

[TheLastOne36]

"I like to use the whip frequently"

 

[Photi]

"Monty just has more spice than you"

 

[Photi]

"You give me your Machinery for some Civil Service?"

 

[Quagga]

Nice monument.

 

[Photi]

"Wow, that's the most Colossal Monument I've ever seen!"

"Turn left on Wall Street to Broadway. Follow that to my Forbidden Palace and we'll Hang in the Gardens. There's a great view of Mt. Rushmore in there."

"My Chichen Itzes"

"Your temple makes me happy"

 

[eric_]

Things you desparately want not to hear on the first date:

Would you care to enter a permanent alliance?

 

[Photi]

Nice monument.

"I crossposted."