Things my mother used to say

[Octavian X]

My dad, on the city annexing some of his land:
"They can eat 'sh*t and die."

Yes, he said that directly to me as a 14 year old boy.

Another one of his favorites, from his father...

"Off you @$$ and on your feet, out of the shade and into the heat!"

 

[Håkan Eriksson]

My mother:

"Don't trust people with alot of money."

and

"What's good Upperclass is bad for you."

 

[Grisu]

"it would be nice if you for once did something without me telling you first to do it" - Mom

 

[MrPresident]

"no one likes a smart Alec."

to which I replied, "That has got to bad for Alec."

 

[Senoj]

'Don't become on of them, if you do I'll kill you!!'

'Come here spud.'

'Eeey. What am I going to do with ya?'

 

[Sanaz]

"You have the rest of your life to work, don't rush into it." - Dad

- I took on my first full time job at the age of 32, after travelling for 10 years out of college. He said this to me when I was 16.

Thanks Dad!!

 

[onejayhawk]

"Bend your knees and put your brains in the chair."

MR Willis, 10th grade Band