Things You Can Learn Watching Independence Day

[Ebitdadada]

The movie Independence Day is being aired across the US currently on Fox and I've been watching it off and on. I've learned the following:

1. The Apple Operating System is Used not Only by human Elementary Schools but also by Alians

2. The Best Weapon for Attacking Large City Sized, Stationary Alian Spacecraft are Sparrow and Sidewinder Air to Air Missiles

3. The FA-18 is the finest weapons platform in the Universe

4. Never Mess With the US Airforce!

5. The Director of the CIA is a Jackass

6. Never Mess With Will Smith!

7. In time of Crisis, no matter what, the British will never loose their sense of humor.

8. The US Airforce has Combat Software Specifically designed for Modeling attacks on city sized Alian Spacecraft with a special beeping sound and accompianing anomation designed to inform them when missiles are reppeled by sheilds.

9. Alians have absolutly no reguard for human rights

10. Alians don't know morris code but are devious

11. Bill Pulman is the best president in the history of the United States

12. Finally, alchoholics make the best fighter Pilots.

I thought I'd share these lessons for all to learn.

 

[sysyphus]

I learned only one thing by watching Independence Day:

Don't listen to my idiot friend Gary when trying to decide what film you're going to go see.

 

[SeleucusNicator]

I first saw Independence Day on September 6, 2001. As you know, part of the plot is that an unpopular President has his re-election chances saved because aliens come and blow up a lot of stuff, and he is then able to play the role of the hero.

I remember saying to myself "Heh, that's what Bush is going to need to have a chance in 2004."

Oops...

 

[Yom]

I first saw Independence Day on September 6, 2001. As you know, part of the plot is that an unpopular President has his re-election chances saved because aliens come and blow up a lot of stuff, and he is then able to play the role of the hero.

I remember saying to myself "Heh, that's what Bush is going to need to have a chance in 2004."

Oops...

How ironic!

 

[Cuivienen]

One thing that you should have learned from watching it is how to spell "aliens."

I saw the movie a long time ago and don't remember much of it.

 

[ainwood]

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[homeyg]

God that movie was a piece a crap!

 

[Ebitdadada]

One thing that you should have learned from watching it is how to spell "aliens."

I saw the movie a long time ago and don't remember much of it.

How would I have learned that?

Seriously, they never spell the word Aliens in the movie. I'm quite confused here. You are aware this is a humor forum not a spelling bee?

 

[Esckey]

Oh and don't forget #13: The only people that'll fight back against an alien invasion are the Americans. Everyone else will sit and wait for them to do something

 

[The Person]

7. In time of Crisis, no matter what, the British will never loose their sense of humor.

That applies to me as well.

9. Alians have absolutly no reguard for human rights

Kinda obvious, which is waht makes it funny.

Oh and don't forget #13: The only people that'll fight back against an alien invasion are the Americans. Everyone else will sit and wait for them to do something

How can you expect otherwise? It's an American movie!

 

[nonconformist]

#14. americans can't go through anything, without making some longwinded voctory speech,a botu how the forefaythers fought for them, and that they need to live up to it

 

[Masquerouge]

Fact #14 : when depicting the French in an American movie, use cars and clothes that have been out of date for more than 50 years.

 

[Xineoph]

In the end a Jew will save the world from complete annihilation.

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

I first saw Independence Day on September 6, 2001. As you know, part of the plot is that an unpopular President has his re-election chances saved because aliens come and blow up a lot of stuff, and he is then able to play the role of the hero.

I remember saying to myself "Heh, that's what Bush is going to need to have a chance in 2004."

Oops...

Consperacy.

 

[Knowze Gungk]

#16. Although there is a weapon powerful enough to turn a metropolis into a pile of rubble, it will have no ill effect on your average date palm, even the fronds will stay green.

Lesson learned: South Pacific Islanders are the key manufactures of alian WMD shelters.

 

[The Omega]

17. Aliens use laser beams instead of more destructive nukes.
18. Aliens have unlimited energy sources, since there would be no other way to create a force field.
19. Aliens don't have Nortan AntiVirus.
20. Nuclear radiation can't go through forcefields/
21. America will always save teh day, no matter how many other countries are fighting.
22. Aliens aren't suspicous that one of their ships from 50 years ago suddenly flighs from Earth and enters teh Mothership.
23. Area 51 is real! It was in a movie!

 

[YNCS]

24. A computer genius is one who can write a virus program and successfully inject it in a computer that uses an unknown language, an unknown operating system, and unknown anti-virus software. And this virus works!

 

[Thedrin]

25. Suicide bombing is heroic.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

26)An F-18 can outmanouver a high-tech alien space craft

 

[Civilationisme]

27. randomness is fun to watch