TNESI: The Glorious Mysteries

[das]

Wise words. Now he'll rape you anally with a large wooden stake in a manner that even he would consider untraditional. Congrats.

 

[Thlayli]

Ehe. I accidentally forgot to post your part, Dark. It is done though.

You know das, I never got YOUR BT orders...

 

[das]

You know, Thlayli, I posted some general instructions in the thread long ago, because I too was waiting for you to add the Malayu portion, but its too late now anyway. Just follow my obviously long-term orders for a better Hind.

 

[JosefStalinator]

Whats the status of the update, Thlayli?

 

[~Darkening~]

Ehe. I accidentally forgot to post your part, Dark. It is done though.

You know das, I never got YOUR BT orders...

Yeah....

What if I forget to not send LINES orders containing my invasion of Norvalin......

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Irrelevant threat, the area's already updated.

 

[~Darkening~]

Shush, I'll do it next turn.......

 

[Thlayli]

*Cheers for irrelevant threats*

You know what Darkening? I've decided to roll your part for Malayu in with the general BT, since going back and updating the old update right before I finish a new one doesn't make much sense.

Also, you'll do better, so stop complaining.

To all you people: The BT should be up by Saturday, Sunday at the latest. So if you have a sudden urge to send orders, do that in the next 24 hours.

 

[~Darkening~]

O.o

o.O

*endless twitches*

Map, s'il vous plait? (I think)

 

[Thlayli]

Sure, why not?

Malayu-Area, as of pre-BT:

A somewhat organized rebel group (see the Javans from your nation description) is the pink, while Ayutthaya has attacked Atjeh; they're far more interested in conquering Atjeh than saving Malayu. Sri Lanka wants their capital for their own (mercantile purposes), and both nations are too busy getting angry at each other and demanding Ava help them to care what's going on with you.

Obviously, try not to randomly kill the king and expect nothing to happen.

 

[~Darkening~]

Wow....

I can't send orders, can I?

(Or should I just wait?)

 

[Thlayli]

Sure, send orders. That'll definitely make alex send his faster.

 

[alex994]

Gahh thlayli! I told you, orders will be sent tomorrow midnight your time by latest! It's all your fault my life is so difficult and streneous you know!

 

[~Darkening~]

Gah...

I need stats .

 

[JosefStalinator]

This is rediculous; I call upon Thlayli to punish in real terms (say stats) those who have sent late orders, and therefore forced the rest of us to wait an entire week for the update.

 

[alex994]

Pssh, the reason my orders are late are because of what thlayli made me do! If he hadn't made me do that thing, my orders would have been in earlier. And the fact my part of the update was finished a week later....

 

[~Darkening~]

I blame it on the fact that I just got my update (sort of.)

 

[Thlayli]

Gah...

I need stats .

No, you don't. Consider your army to be at the same(ish) size.

@josef: Don't blame them; I didn't really set a concrete deadline for BT orders. But now I will. 23 hours from now.

 

[JosefStalinator]

No, you don't. Consider your army to be at the same(ish) size.

@josef: Don't blame them; I didn't really set a concrete deadline for BT orders. But now I will. 23 hours from now.

Coulda sworn you did... but even if you didn't, I'm willing to put up with a certain amount of lateness, but when it goes on days and completely derails the schedule of the update, I don't think its fair for everyone else.

 

[Thlayli]

Coulda sworn you did... but even if you did, I'm willing to put up with a certain amount of lateness, but when it goes on days and completely derails the schedule of the update, I don't think its fair for everyone else.

You're totally right, and so from now on, I'll be tougher on late order senders. But I'm giving dark and alex a break because I didn't set a specific deadline, and finished their parts separately from the main update.

After the BT update, I expect to get back onto the 1-2 week schedule.