Top of the Food Chain

[Adamb0mb]

Maybe Adambomb should make research about how long wild, adault, cats caught in nature will live?

Or butterflies? The opportunities are infinite...

Ha, this could be the beginning of a bizarre hobby of catch and release. I think I better not though as my first experience went poorly.

 

[Sophie 378]

Chances are Adam probed the poor fellow (with his pen) in a body area that is culturally taboo among mice.

Hmm, on that note, I wonder if the rumour of the Three Blind Mice was started to hide the truth? The FBI mice with their sunglasses will be coming to ask Adam's mouse some difficult questions ...

 

[brennan]

When Im sleeping and the cat uses my stomach as a trampoline to get to the bookshelf, I wonder if I wouldnt have been better off with a mouse or two.

QFT *glares thoughtfully at a certain cat...*

 

[Whomp]

You should buy a snake and feed it the mouse.

But then he'd have to get a mongoose because of the snake.

Easily taken care of by buying a... tiger?

And then you'd need Sigfried and Roy to take care of the tiger.
See how expensive a mouse can be?

I know this sounds cheesy but then he'd have to get a casino which means he'd be one mighty mouse.

 

[The Last Conformist]

You should buy a snake and feed it the mouse.

A friend had one of his snakes eaten by a rat some years ago.