Originally posted by PinkyGen
PS When is the new TSFE coming out
It is almost ready. Some work is left to do with unit graphics and events. I hope to get Axis scenario out after maybe 2-3 weeks and Soviet and Allied scenarios soon after that.
TSFE test PBEM game!?!
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It is almost ready. Some work is left to do with unit graphics and events. I hope to get Axis scenario out after maybe 2-3 weeks and Soviet and Allied scenarios soon after that.
academia
Master of the Universe
INVASION BEGINS!!!!!
The beggining of the end started yesterday. The end of communism...
The holy undefeatable armies of the Third Reich began the invasion. Despite the considerable russian resistance, those puny commies were no match for our troops.
Kashinev, Odessa, Kirovograd, Lvov, Brest-Litovsk, Pinsk and Petrozavodsk... all them fall, one after another without any hope of survival. Of course these cities were pillaged and burned by the invading army.
:soldier:
All the civilians were killed, or made prisioners (slaves).
Stalin: we urge you to surrender your country and save your people from further sufferings. It´s your only option.
Otherwise... :slay:
In other fronts:
Istanbul captured.
Suez and El Arish captured.
Sorry guys, but i wanted to fight. I know that this action may be stupid, and could lead me to my defeat.
But this is fun!!! let´s try it!!!
Good luck!!!
See you in the battlefield
The beggining of the end started yesterday. The end of communism...
The holy undefeatable armies of the Third Reich began the invasion. Despite the considerable russian resistance, those puny commies were no match for our troops.
Kashinev, Odessa, Kirovograd, Lvov, Brest-Litovsk, Pinsk and Petrozavodsk... all them fall, one after another without any hope of survival. Of course these cities were pillaged and burned by the invading army.
:soldier:
All the civilians were killed, or made prisioners (slaves).
Stalin: we urge you to surrender your country and save your people from further sufferings. It´s your only option.
Otherwise... :slay:
In other fronts:
Istanbul captured.
Suez and El Arish captured.
Sorry guys, but i wanted to fight. I know that this action may be stupid, and could lead me to my defeat.
But this is fun!!! let´s try it!!!
Good luck!!!
See you in the battlefield
academia
Master of the Universe
The file:
PinkyGen
Paper copying intern
Broadcasted over the BBC, originally transmitted by Soviet Radio:
Workers, Comrades, Citizens, and Friends, we are a Socialist Island no more. On July 4th, the Fascist Germans, opposed to the freedom and liberty that all Soviet citizens cherish, and seeking to reverse the revolution and bring not just the Soviet Union, but the entire world under its barbarism once more, has invaded us.
Friends, I shall not lie to you. The fighting is desperate, the situation is far from secure. Many cities have fallen, many of our brave soldiers have died in fighting. We are not alone in our suffering. Our Turkish Allies have lost their capital as well.
Yet what is my response to their Furher's request for our surrender, the betrayal of the revolution, and the subjugation of mother Russia? I say this, he has drunk too much of our vodka to make such an insulting command.
The Germans are too weak to stomach our superior Russian distilleries.
Comrades, let us show the Fascists they have no idea what a great disaster they have embarked upon. Many troops lie intact, as the Germans shall learn when we launch our counter-offensive. Our most productive cities are still in our possession, and the T-34's shall flood onto the battlefield. We shall stop the Germans, let them freeze in the winter, and destroy them in the spring. We shall drive to Berlin!!!!
And we are not alone. Turkey too has been invaded along with us. Our ancient hatred, caused only by the degenerate Tsar's greed, is no more. We are one not just with the Turkish workers, but with the entire Turkish people.
The attack on us and Turkey is an attack on the Zurich Pact, and we shall show them their error in this. I now formally request that the great Swiss Alliance, who surrounds on the German our sides, declare war against the Fascist invaders, in accordance with their treaty obligations as part of the pact.
I also feel that the Zurich pact should be expanded to conclude a formal alliance with all powers currently involved with Germany. I wish to intergrate our alliance with that of Britain and France. I do not yet know the Swiss and Turkish position on this issue, but I hereby extend the Soviet Union's invitation for the British and French to join our alliance. Together, we five powers, in our grand alliance, shall liberate Europe, and strike down the Fascist invaders.
Radio and telegram messages, unfortunately take a while to reach their intended audience. I feel as though a live discussion of all five powers, whether by means as AIM or the Civfanatic chat channel, will be the best means to discuss war plans, (and allow the revelation of classified information to our allies).
Finally, a message toward Spain. It is rather simple, and it is an offer that I shall never repeat! If you withdraw from your war with Britain and France, and thereafter declare war on Germany, you shall be allotted territory and compensation for your troubles. However, if you continue to be Hitler's lap dog, then the USSR shall forever be at war with Spain as well. And when Germany falls and Hammer and Sickle fly above Berlin, I shall personally see to it that every inch of Spain is occupied by the five powers, forever wiping out the Spanish nation from the face of the Europe. It is your choice. !!!
Thank you Comrades, goodnight, Long lLve the revolution!!! Long Live the Party of Lenin!!! Long Live Mother Russia!!!
*cue the internationale*
(Red Army)
----------> 
(Germans)
:tank: :tank:
Workers, Comrades, Citizens, and Friends, we are a Socialist Island no more. On July 4th, the Fascist Germans, opposed to the freedom and liberty that all Soviet citizens cherish, and seeking to reverse the revolution and bring not just the Soviet Union, but the entire world under its barbarism once more, has invaded us.
Friends, I shall not lie to you. The fighting is desperate, the situation is far from secure. Many cities have fallen, many of our brave soldiers have died in fighting. We are not alone in our suffering. Our Turkish Allies have lost their capital as well.
Yet what is my response to their Furher's request for our surrender, the betrayal of the revolution, and the subjugation of mother Russia? I say this, he has drunk too much of our vodka to make such an insulting command.
The Germans are too weak to stomach our superior Russian distilleries. Comrades, let us show the Fascists they have no idea what a great disaster they have embarked upon. Many troops lie intact, as the Germans shall learn when we launch our counter-offensive. Our most productive cities are still in our possession, and the T-34's shall flood onto the battlefield. We shall stop the Germans, let them freeze in the winter, and destroy them in the spring. We shall drive to Berlin!!!!
And we are not alone. Turkey too has been invaded along with us. Our ancient hatred, caused only by the degenerate Tsar's greed, is no more. We are one not just with the Turkish workers, but with the entire Turkish people.
The attack on us and Turkey is an attack on the Zurich Pact, and we shall show them their error in this. I now formally request that the great Swiss Alliance, who surrounds on the German our sides, declare war against the Fascist invaders, in accordance with their treaty obligations as part of the pact.
I also feel that the Zurich pact should be expanded to conclude a formal alliance with all powers currently involved with Germany. I wish to intergrate our alliance with that of Britain and France. I do not yet know the Swiss and Turkish position on this issue, but I hereby extend the Soviet Union's invitation for the British and French to join our alliance. Together, we five powers, in our grand alliance, shall liberate Europe, and strike down the Fascist invaders.
Radio and telegram messages, unfortunately take a while to reach their intended audience. I feel as though a live discussion of all five powers, whether by means as AIM or the Civfanatic chat channel, will be the best means to discuss war plans, (and allow the revelation of classified information to our allies).
Finally, a message toward Spain. It is rather simple, and it is an offer that I shall never repeat! If you withdraw from your war with Britain and France, and thereafter declare war on Germany, you shall be allotted territory and compensation for your troubles. However, if you continue to be Hitler's lap dog, then the USSR shall forever be at war with Spain as well. And when Germany falls and Hammer and Sickle fly above Berlin, I shall personally see to it that every inch of Spain is occupied by the five powers, forever wiping out the Spanish nation from the face of the Europe. It is your choice. !!!
Thank you Comrades, goodnight, Long lLve the revolution!!! Long Live the Party of Lenin!!! Long Live Mother Russia!!!
*cue the internationale*
(Red Army)
----------> (Germans):tank: :tank:
academia
Master of the Universe
Well, the real problem was that Hitler drunk a german bottle of vodka; and of course it made him sick, and threw it up.
As a result, he decided to cancel the production. The main goal is to conquer Russia, send spies to steal the production process secrets, and finally take over their superior distilleries.
Bring some bottles of vodka, and we may discuss a peace treaty.
Come on Stalin!!! What are those delirious ideas? Did you have a hangover last night?
PinkyGen
Paper copying intern
Originally posted by academia
Well, the real problem was that Hitler drunk a german bottle of vodka; and of course it made him sick, and threw it up.
As a result, he decided to cancel the production. The main goal is to conquer Russia, send spies to steal the production process secrets, and finally take over their superior distilleries.
You can't steal our secrets. You need Russian soul to make good vodka, not a dead fascist heart. Go eat some hot dogs
Bring some bottles of vodka, and we may discuss a peace treaty.
Withdraw from all Soviet and Turkish territory, and I might not execute you
Come on Stalin!!! What are those delirious ideas? Did you have a hangover last night?
I'm not the one fighting the entire world here.
Finally some sense. You are absolutely right. It's very stupid.
academia
Master of the Universe
Hot dogs? Then i´ll have to invade USA!!!!
Don´t you get it Stalin? I´M HITLER!!!!!
Moreover, the Ancient Oracle told me to do it. I´m just following his orders.
PinkyGen
Paper copying intern
Originally posted by academia
Hot dogs? Then i´ll have to invade USA!!!!
Isn't it based in Germany. Or I am thinking of wiener schniztel or such?
Don´t you get it Stalin? I´M HITLER!!!!!
Then I don't Hitler is qualified to accuse me of having "delusions"
Moreover, the Ancient Oracle told me to do it. I´m just following his orders.
This is why you need the bliss of living in our aetheist socialist paradise. Here we only do things when Lenin or Marx come to me in my dreams and I follow their orders.
Morten Blaabjerg
Settler
"This morning, freedom was attacked... " said prime minister of the swiss federation, monsieur Blauenberg after news of russian losses, and the fall of Istanbul. "We had not anticipated this war to come to our doorstep this soon.... however, now we have no choice but to issue a full declaration of war in support of our russian and turkish comrades, who are now fighting for their freedoms in the Ural... Our generals tell me, the swedes have already besieged Oslo, and destroyed a couple of german divisions there. The germans will probably need to send reinforcements to hold the city now. And from our friends the portuguise and irish, news are, that all production efforts are working towards our common goal of thwarting the germano-hispanic axis, that clouds Europe in these dark times..."
In other news, the turks managed to take back Istanbul and destroy all german units there, but in the face of the overwhelming opposition outside the city, chose to retreat to the mountains for a long enduring guerilla war there. "It will be dead beat for the germans to pass our posts in the mountains", said the turki foreign minister mr. Hützmal Kabum.
In other news, the turks managed to take back Istanbul and destroy all german units there, but in the face of the overwhelming opposition outside the city, chose to retreat to the mountains for a long enduring guerilla war there. "It will be dead beat for the germans to pass our posts in the mountains", said the turki foreign minister mr. Hützmal Kabum.
academia
Master of the Universe
Germany isn´t afraid of your puny country. Turkey!!! Please, your glory days are a matter of the past. A bad memory for Europe. But now, your culture is collapsing, and sooner or later, you´ll be added to my Great Empire.
Surrender now, and we´ll show mercy. Go on fighting and you´ll face looting, pillaging, rapes, murders, etc.
It´s your choice noble leader.
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In reference to Sweden: that must be a joke!!! Are you really trying to defy the Third Reich?????
I have nothing against your country, but if you insisit with this stupid actions, you´ll force us to destroy and burn your cities, your soil, your inhabitants.
Remember RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!!!!
Surrender now, and we´ll show mercy. Go on fighting and you´ll face looting, pillaging, rapes, murders, etc.
It´s your choice noble leader.
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In reference to Sweden: that must be a joke!!! Are you really trying to defy the Third Reich?????
I have nothing against your country, but if you insisit with this stupid actions, you´ll force us to destroy and burn your cities, your soil, your inhabitants.Remember RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!!!!
academia
Master of the Universe
BTW, Morten are you in charge of Minor Nations and Turkey? Both of them? 
Morten Blaabjerg
Settler
Just this turn. I am covering for Tracid, as I understand he's on vacation or something.
PinkyGen
Paper copying intern
Originally posted by academia
Remember RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!!!!
You don't frighten us Nazi pigdog. Go ahead and boil your bottoms sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at your so called Third Reich, and all your silly Nazi kinnigets.
I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food drop wopper.
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Now go away or a I shall taunt you a second time.
Morten Blaabjerg
Settler
academia
Master of the Universe
I´ll make you swallow your russian pride and steal your precious vodka
Mmm... Spain is next...
MY UNIQUE ALLY IN THIS WAR!!!!!
Hehe... THE WORLD VS. GERMANY/SPAIN
Who shall win?
PinkyGen
Paper copying intern
Not done anything wrong?
You give "full support to Germany in his fight against communism", establish "volunteer" elite Spanish divisions for the Fascist invaders that will soon tread on the soil of the Rodina, launch an unprovoked attack on our new French and British allies merely to seize and colonize more territory, and thus draw their armies away from fighting the Nazi Fascists, ally yourself with the Nazi Fascists and secure their western borders for them, allowing them to deploy their army into the Soviet Union!!!! You insult our intelligence with your worthless diplomatic statements. As the Soviet Union, Turkey, and the Swiss-Swedish Alliance have learned, due to the evil of fascism, there can truly be no neutral powers in this struggle for europe. Europe has been divided into two camps: Those that seek the betterment of all mankind through industrialization, trade, and scientific research, and then there are those who seek to impose a new dark age on Europe, perhaps more sinister than the last. This second camp seeks to enslave and subjugate Europe, destroy or "colonize" the people they conquer, and create a degenerate caste system where the few become wealthy and powerful over the subjagation of the many. As Lenin predicted, Fascism is capitalism in it's most degenirate form, and even the other capitalist countries have realized this.
So you see, it is impossible for Spain to protest their innocence in this affair. You have two choices. You can continue to be the faithful servant of the Nazi's, or you can join our new grand alliance and save Europe from the worst disaster in human history!!!
I hereby extend my deadline to Spain until August, though I feel my words shall fall on Franco's deaf ears. If that is so, then Franco has sentenced the Spanish Nation to a mere footnote in the history textbooks that shall be written of this time. And hope someone captures Madrid before I do. :skull:
Bystander criticism of Comrade Stalin's speech
"Oh there you go, bringing class into it again."
"But that's what it's all about, if only people would listen."
ooc: Glad most people seem to have seen the movie, and I hope SunTzu gets time to play, so I get to kill some Germans soon.
Second Front!
This day July 4th, 1941 the Allied Forces invaded Northern France.
Allied Forces caused tremendous casualties on the German side, capturing Caen and Abbeville! Cherbourg has been emptied and is awaiting the arrival of the second waves of allied infantry and armor.
Only Allied casualties were due to the Luftwaffe which shot down 2 Allied Spitfires and a Hurricane.
It is the beginningof the end of Axis rule in Western Europe.
The Allies warn the Spanish that continued agression towards Britain and/or her Allies will warrant the Allied forces to capture Madrid.
May our comrades in the east have the success that we have had in the west!
This day July 4th, 1941 the Allied Forces invaded Northern France.
Allied Forces caused tremendous casualties on the German side, capturing Caen and Abbeville! Cherbourg has been emptied and is awaiting the arrival of the second waves of allied infantry and armor.
Only Allied casualties were due to the Luftwaffe which shot down 2 Allied Spitfires and a Hurricane.
It is the beginningof the end of Axis rule in Western Europe.
The Allies warn the Spanish that continued agression towards Britain and/or her Allies will warrant the Allied forces to capture Madrid.
May our comrades in the east have the success that we have had in the west!
academia
Master of the Universe
YES SIR!!!!!!
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!
So, the tea-drinkers want to fight...
Ok. you´ll regret it Churchill
I DEFY ENGLAND!!!!!! TRY TO CONQUER FRANCE!!!!
You´ll only find defeat.
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!
So, the tea-drinkers want to fight...
Ok. you´ll regret it Churchill
I DEFY ENGLAND!!!!!! TRY TO CONQUER FRANCE!!!!
You´ll only find defeat.
