To Robi_D, nobody and all Doughnutians
Again, we’d like to thank you for your offer of peace, and for the warm relationship we’ve been able to cultivate over the years. All of us here have grown to love your grapes – and we always value a good friend.
However, to be perfectly honest we were expecting something more substantial than an extended non-aggression agreement. At this stage we see no need to make this official as it is our stance that we will not act aggressively to anyone unless we feel threatened.
Both of our peoples share a common love of peace – and that is what we wish to speak with you about ...
We wish to know if you have any concerns about the KISS expansion?
KISS' latest aggressive land-grab has us all a bit worried. While we have no doubt that TNT was in great need of a humbling experience, if KISS comes to dominate the top half of the world, both our empires will be in great peril as the Gallic Idiots look to cement “domination” of this world at both of our expenses.
We understand that you have an active trading relationship with KISS at this stage, but do you not have any concerns about the implications of KISS' rapid expansion and what their ultimate motives may be?
How can our two nations leverage our love of peace in the face of two warlike and bloodthirsty countries in the North?
Your proposal to us stops far short of what is required to keep us both safe against an eventual domination win by the KISS. We would like you to know that we are willing to enter into a mutually beneficial relationship which would assist us both to curtail the dangerous KISS expansion.
You would find us generous friends indeed
Our thoughts involve our two teams forming stronger ties and us making you some very good deals on technology, but it will require you to honestly and critically evaluate your current relationship with KISS.
We hope that we can work together and that you are not determined to cast your lot in with the rampaging KISS. As
Winston Churchill observed, it's not a good strategy to feed a crocodile, hoping it will eat you last.
May peace always favour your lands,
Feaurius III
MIA Foreign Minister