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[madviking]

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It's a parody of Wikipedia, it the contentless version with no sense at all. Its Really funny.

(note-language floating around)

 

[Heretic_Cata]

I don't think you should link that here. It has more language per sentence than anything posted here.

Anyway, the article about Romania is one of the most vandalised of them all.
Even on wikipedia it is closed because it was vandalised even there.

 

[Tycoon101]

The shameless infidel dogs insinuated that I have had sex with one of the 72 virgins, therefore shaking the foundation of Islam and condemning the rest of my warrior brothers to a mere 71!

Blackmail anyone?

"Games don't kill people, I kill people."


~ Duke Nukem on you know what

So do I, but that is beside the point. Excellent quote.

The author of the theory speaks of such events-to-come as:

Avril Lavigne becoming a wizard.
Inventing tasty pot noodles.
Formation of The USC.
The death of Harry Potter.
Jesus meeting Jebus (Meier is said to have ripped this one off from the Bible)
It is to be noted that Meier's Civilization Theory mostly concerns the future, it can not be proven to be wrong until the future arrives.

A perfect example of why drugs should be illegal.

 

[The 777 Hoax]

Canada - "The Shizzle North of Hizzle."

What the heck???

 

[Raisin Bran]

Zinedine Zidane LMAO

 

[Pentium]

"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of the third civilization."

Makes you think, doesn't it?

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Adam West!

 

[philippe]

Belgium! rofl
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Belgium

 

[soulless2004]

United Kingdom of America - VERY funny.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_United_Kingdom_of_America

 

[Tenochtitlan]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Extreme_Stamp_Licking

 

[LLXerxes]

Swearing is the official first language of the nation of Scotland. It is also widely spoken throughout America and the Sub-Saarian Africa.

How much of this can I use on reports?

 

[madviking]

East Virginia
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/East_Virginia

 

[Tycoon101]

You all knew that we needed him, and that I would would bring it here.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

 

[Quinzy]

the best part of it is that every page has a quote from an irishman on it

 

[happy_Alex]

this site is soooooooo funny! thnks 4 showing it to me!

"Stop the cycle of violins."

 

[madviking]

Straight from UnNews:
BREAKING NEWS: Wikipedia defense forces strike Uncyclopedia

 

[Elta]

You all knew that we needed him, and that I would would bring it here.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

on the spanish version http://inciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chuck_Norris

 

[Maniacal]

AHAHAHAHA!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Elderscrollsoblivion321.jpg

 

[Pentium]

From The Elder scrolls: Oblivious

You may take souls from any enemy you kill, except for Forum Moderators, which have no soul.