Vending Machine of Power

[SouthernKing]

You get Fidel Castro.

I insert Raul Castro.

 

[Buddhafish]

You get Fidel Castro killing zombies.

I insert Cuba.

 

[DarthNader]

You get some really good cigars

I insert cigars

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get lung cancer.

I insert a compound of Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium.

 

[SamSniped]

You get some unobtanium

I insert Sparthage

 

[Buddhafish]

You get Sparthage without a vote.

I insert a sniper rifle

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get The Sniper.

I insert Earth.

 

[nightcreature]

You get the earth, but without you on it.

I insert a post-it.

 

[Buddhafish]

You just get a post.

I insert this thread

 

[strijder20]

You get a threadcopy machine back and the world gets consumed in grey-thread-goo.
I insert a tuna, cod and haddock.

 

[Elephantium]

You get ground dolphin meat in a can.

I insert despair.

 

[JohannaK]

You get a gun with a bullet and instructions on how to aim precisely at one self's brain.

I insert happiness.

 

[Buddhafish]

You get an optimist at your door asking if you want to adopt thirty stray kittens. The optimist follows you everywhere until you adopt them.

I insert greed.

 

[SamSniped]

You get a lawyer and a banker

I insert a lawyer.

 

[JohannaK]

You get Damages.

I insert Gordon Gecko.

 

[Buddhafish]

You get Donald Trump.

I insert Wall Street

 

[SamSniped]

you get a broke country.

I insert LH

 

[JohannaK]

You get a pair of handcuffs and a whip.

I insert Bud Fox

 

[W|M]

You get TaniciusFox drinking a Budweiser.

I insert Sporting Lisboa

 

[Buddhafish]

You get Sporting Kansas City.

I insert soccer.