Vending Machine of Power

[Alexius08]

You get James Bond.

I insert Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get too much money.

Insert Google.

 

[MantaRevan]

You get too much money.

I insert blonde hair.

 

[Tecknojock]

You get a ditsy babe.

I insert my steel exam.

 

[Optical]

You get a torture chamber.

I insert Doctor Who.

 

[JohannaK]

You get amusement for life.

I insert the Tardis

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get a stargate.

I insert Colonel Jack O'Neill.

 

[SouthernKing]

You get Daniel Jackson.

I insert Jean-Luc Picard

 

[JohannaK]

You get Charles Xavier.

I insert a Dalek.

 

[W|M]

You get Stephen Franklin.

I insert a logic bomb

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[SouthernKing]

You get the following:

Spoiler :

If WIM = Emperor of the Galaxy:
EotG = Palpatine
WIm = Palpatine
So Palpatine is a long-haired Brazilian with a bumfluff mustache living in the UK.

Nothing wrong there, but:
Palpatine was killed by Darth Vader in 4 ABY (the sixth episode for people who have no idea what that is), he did come back to life once (11 ABY) and there were a number of impostors.
Therefore WIM is dead, or we are living in either 4 or 11 ABY in the Star Wars universe.
Fair enough.

But:
The SW universe is well-documented up to 43 or 44 ABY, and we know of events that occur in 130something ABY. Therefore WIM must be dead, or we have time travel.
Other than a few isolated incidents, time travel does not exist in the SW universe.

So WIM must be dead.
But if he were dead, he cannot post.
He must be dead AND alive.
WIM must be Schrodinger's Cat.

Try to figure out that one.

i insert the above.

 

[Dumanios]

You get lessons on the proper capitalization of the letter I.

I repair the first Vending Machine of Power.

 

[JohannaK]

You get a second Vending Machine of Power that doesn't work.

I insert Stephen Hawking.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

You get Carl Sagan. (Shame on you if you don't get the reference.)

I insert your mom.

 

[DarthNader]

You get a sick burn.

I insert a moose.

 

[SouthernKing]

The Vending Machine of Power is still unoperational; you get a crash.

I insert nothing, as the machine is still undergoing repair.

 

[JohannaK]

You get the Vending Machine of Power repaired and operational.

I insert Shame on me.

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get shame on you.

I insert a currency that the vending machine won't accept.

 

[SouthernKing]

You get a few billion in Zimbabwean dollars.

I insert a U-Boat.

 

[W|M]

You get a Soviet nuclear submarine.

I insert Schröndiger's Cat, with the correct spelling.