Vending Machine of Power

[SouthernKing]

You get a Soviet nuclear submarine.

I insert Schröndiger's Cat, with the correct spelling.

You get my excuse that I do not have a German keyboard.

I insert a thread.

 

[Buddhafish]

You get a bath robe.

I insert South America

 

[DarthNader]

You get North America.

I insert my electric bill.

 

[Tecknojock]

The machine observes the cat and determines that it is alive, but very upset and gives it back.

Forgot to check for another page

You get surgical tools to remove an arm and a leg.

I insert water from the fountain of youth.

 

[mayor]

receive an potion of eternal antiquity (yes, you'll becom THAT old when you drink it)

I insert whatever it was I received last time

 

[Buddhafish]

You get someone too lazy to figure out what the was.

I insert the band Europe.

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get the band Asia.

I insert a creeper.

 

[SouthernKing]

You get a big explosion.

I insert a

 

[Buddhafish]

You get a

I insert the London 2012 Olympic Games

 

[DarthNader]

You get the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympic Games

I insert Svalbard

 

[W|M]

You get a mandatory shotgun.

I insert Brazilian Portuguese.

 

[Dumanios]

You get Pele.

I insert Ayn Rand.

 

[MantaRevan]

You get a RANDom response.

I insert a genuinely bad MantaRevan-Style pun.

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get a Swede pun.

I insert :censored:.

 

[W|M]

You get Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.

I insert a train.

 

[JohannaK]

You get a delay.

I insert a plane.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

You get a 9-hour delay, then your flight gets cancelled.

I insert a teleportation machine.

 

[Tecknojock]

Your self gets killed through dematerializing and some other self, exactly similar to you walks out of the machine.

Link to video.

I insert a philosophy book.

 

[JohannaK]

You get a philosophy book with an opposite view of it.

I insert a Bugatti Veyron.

 

[DarthNader]

You get a Lada 1300

I insert Nikita Khrushchev