Vending Machine of Power

[DarthNader]

You get failure.

I insert Florida.

 

[MantaRevan]

You get failure.

I insert Armenia.

 

[Dumanios]

You get Awesomeness

I insert Athinai.

 

[Buddhafish]

You get Sparta.

I insert Odysseus.

 

[MantaRevan]

You get Homer.

I insert the Epic of Gilgamesh.

 

[Tecknojock]

You get Beowulf

I insert the CFC servers.

 

[NickyJ]

You get a message saying the vending machine is too busy and that you should try again later.

I insert an England.

 

[W|M]

You get black pudding.

I insert rice.

 

[JohannaK]

You get China.

I insert Khal Drogo.

 

[Elephantium]

You get dragon eggs.

I insert the Overmind.

 

[Optical]

You get the Underworld.

I insert a radio wave.

 

[Tecknojock]

You get a fine from the FCC for using a reserved frequency without a license.

I insert a year of my life.

 

[Alexius08]

You get a birthday cake.

I insert Billy Mays.

 

[Tecknojock]

You get a rap battle between Billy Mays and Ben Franklin

Link to video.

I insert the two post rule.

 

[MantaRevan]

You get an excuse to break the 2 post rule.

I insert Gods and Kings.

 

[Buddhafish]

You get rebellion.

I insert Blackbeard.

 

[JohannaK]

You get Edward Teach.

I insert Dragon eggs.

 

[Tecknojock]

You get a lifebond.

I insert inspiration.

 

[Elephantium]

You get art.

I insert peanuts.

 

[Buddhafish]

You get Baseball.

I insert Linsanity.