Vending Machine of Power

[NickyJ]

You get a Wombo Combo.

I insert Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenwanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortplanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum, Senior.

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get red underlining.

I insert Schrodinger's Cat.

 

[W|M]

You get Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory

I insert a caveman.

 

[JohannaK]

You get cosmos.

I insert Stanley Kubrick.

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get badass orchestra music.

I insert HAL.

 

[SouthernKing]

I'm afraid the vending machine can't do that, Dave.

I insert Rama the alien spacecraft (while we are on the topic of Arthur C. Clarke)

 

[SamSniped]

You get a bump.

I insert Bungie.

 

[JohannaK]

You get something related to Bungie.

I insert a railgun

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get a railgun.

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[Dumanios]

Fatal Error Encountered: Shutting Down.

I insert a into the backup machine.

 

[SamSniped]

You get a tactical
I insert Soap.

 

[Optical]

You get a celebrity.

I insert a television ad.

 

[DarthNader]

You get an infomercial.

I insert an Easter egg.

 

[JohannaK]

You get a chocolate bunny.

I insert Ice (Ned Stark's sword)

 

[SouthernKing]

You get an ingot of Valyrian steel.

I insert JoanK.

 

[Save_Ferris]

You get an invisible top hat.

I insert SouthernKing.

 

[SamSniped]

You get a parrot
I insert Longclaw

 

[MantaRevan]

You get something that isn't from an FPS.

I insert The Sims 3.

 

[NickyJ]

You get SimCopter, a superior game in every way imaginable.

I insert a Schweizer 300.

 

[SamSniped]

You get a UH-60 Blackhawk.

I insert steroids.