War stories from YOUR ancient relatives

[Traitorfish]

Looks like my Ancient relatives were Egyptians (maybe also with a little bit of Greek addition).

Apparently I'm Greek, which is proof if any was needed that this is utterly ridiculous.

 

[sophie]

Apparently I'm Greek, which is proof if any was needed that this is utterly ridiculous.

Yeah, I am too according to that graphic.

 

[Arakhor]

And if your middle toe is longer than your second, your lineage is that of the Devil.

 

[madviking]

Yea I'm Egyptian...

 

[caketastydelish]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
It is a period of civil war. Rebel
spaceships, striking from a hidden
base, have won their first victory
against the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed
to steal secret plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an
armored space station with enough
power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents,
Princess Leia races home aboard her
starship, custodian of the stolen plans
that can save her people and restore
freedom to the galaxy....

edit: this is a war story from my ancient relative.

 

[Cutlass]

By that graphic I appear to be Egyptian. Which is really odd, with my Irish and English roots.

 

[Traitorfish]

Yea I'm Egyptian...

So that would mean you walk like an Egyptian?

 

[madviking]

So that would mean you walk like an Egyptian?

madviking does a series of weird dance moves

 

[SamSniped]

By that graphic? Roman, Egyptian, and Germanic.
Something tells me it isn't legit

 

[JohannaK]

I am Egyptian-Roman, apparently.

 

[Arakhor]

You're Spanish, Joan. That result is a lot more plausible that many of the others here.

 

[JohannaK]

Yea. Basically any result is plausible here.

 

[Lord Baal]

My toes do not match anthing on that chart.

 

[Masada]

Of course. Haven't you heard about the wandering Jew toe?

 

[Lord Baal]

Of course. Haven't you heard about the wandering Jew toe?

I assume it spend an unnecessary amount of time in the desert?

 

[Antilogic]

Looks like my Ancient relatives were Egyptians (maybe also with a little bit of Greek addition).

Romans! My fake ancient toe relatives conquered y'all's!

 

[Arakhor]

My left foot is Egyptian (with the exception of Sammael's toe) and my right foot is Romano-Egyptian. I'm also as pale as milk and burn in strong sunlight. The credibility rating of this one is high.

 

[SamSniped]

I'm also as pale as milk and burn in strong sunlight.

Join the club. I go from white to less white/barely tanned, then straight to burned. I mean, I can go outside for a few hours in strong sunlight without sunscreen and not get burned, but if I'm just sitting in the sun doing nothing, I will get a sunburn

...how the hell did we get to this topic in the War Stories thread, anyways?

 

[Gucumatz]

My right foot sort appears to be Greekish - my left foot doesn't look at all like any of the feet in that infographic, it looks much more rounded sort of like a semi-circle

I am curious what the source for this infographic is?

 

[Arakhor]

...how the hell did we get to this topic in the War Stories thread, anyways?

As with everything else, blame the Poles.