WarNes: Quick and Easy 1936 Nes

[dldnjstjr]

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[LightFang]

From Britain
To USSR

We just had two major powers declare war upon us. Powers which are pragmatic survive.

I offer you control of all Germany in exchange for such an alliance.

From: USSR
To: Britain

What kind of sickness is in British waters that drives diplomats mad?

Here, let us make something clear: Germany didn't declare war on Great Britain. Great Britain declared war on Germany. France declared war on Great Britain. I haven't seen any part where Germany has declared war on anybody. YOU, sirs of Parliament, YOU declared war first.

Honestly, the intelligence of the British of late makes us hesitant to join this proposed alliance.

However in light of this incredibly pragmatism we feel inclined to accept an alliance for the preservation of hegemony in Europe.

 

[germanicus12]

OOC: Becuase my PM box is almost full and I have other secret diplo to do in other NESes. I will clean it out tomorrow.

And I just love Britains explanation, in exchange for beating an enemy with a sizable force I shall give you more land and forces so you can be 4 times more powerfull than I will be.

Ahh, Britain you are fun to watch.

 

[dldnjstjr]

To: USSR and Great Britain
From: Germany

Again, we would like to emphasize on our pure and innocent intent only to unify the Germans under the Reich. We tried, at first, diplomatically, to get Sudetenland and its Germans, but they refused and attacked German officials and diplomats within the borders, trying to rally the Germans back to their motherland. Germany deemed Czechoslovakia dangerous and a threat to the safety and well beings of the Germans. We promise there will not be any further taking of territories from German part. We ask you to reconsider your declaration of war, while we did not declare war on Britain and USSR in turn.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

From Britain
To Germany

If my new allies agree, I am willing to accept a peace in exchange for you pulling out of Chekoslovakia minus the Sudetenland. The land can make for a new member of the Soviet Union.

 

[Nuka-sama]

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[dldnjstjr]

To: Britain
From: Germany

That is unacceptable. Germany and France just had war declared on us by Britain. Do not make it sound like we did something bad; obviously, you agreeing this readily simply shows British ambivalence towards this whole matter.

@Warhead: I think something is wrong with your computer. I was able to upload pics to photobucket just now. Oh well. Better luck tomorrow.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

To: Britain
From: Germany

That is unacceptable. Germany and France just had war declared on us by Britain. Do not make it sound like we did something bad; obviously, you agreeing this readily simply shows British ambivalence towards this whole matter.

From Britain
To Germany

We did not declare war on France! We followed blockade warfare, which the French have accepted before, as part of our war against Germany. As for the reasons we did that, we have already elaborated on them.

 

[dldnjstjr]

To: Britain
From: Germany

So? What's your point? That Germany was misinformed on the matter between France and Britain? Does that change the fact that you declared war on us? And what are you? Guardian of Chekoslovakia? This is none of Britain's business. You say that you are worried about Germany becoming European hegemon, but why would we have friendly relationship with France, if that was our intent? Taking couple provinces in Eastern Europe is hardly a hegemony. How about this? Britain has colonies all over the world. What gives you the right to have those and not us? But we're not trying to get colonies and subdue foreigners. We only wanted to unite Germans. Hypocrite.

 

[Nuka-sama]

@dldnjstjr, yea, I'm using Nuclear kid's computer, while having the program that helps run the nes, has crappy internet problems. He is also the one to blame for the late update, because he can't cook pasta. We ended up going out to Ramen

 

[dldnjstjr]

@Warhead: Could you at least update the stats before going to bed?

 

[Neverwonagame3]

To: Britain
From: Germany

So? What's your point? That Germany was misinformed on the matter between France and Britain? Does that change the fact that you declared war on us? And what are you? Guardian of Chekoslovakia? This is none of Britain's business. You say that you are worried about Germany becoming European hegemon, but why would we have friendly relationship with France, if that was our intent? Taking couple provinces in Eastern Europe is hardly a hegemony. How about this? Britain has colonies all over the world. What gives you the right to have those and not us? But we're not trying to get colonies and subdue foreigners. We only wanted to unite Germans. Hypocrite.

Europe is consistent of the free European peoples, civilised men who have their freedom. We have nations, within which are free peoples.

There is no African nation, no Indian nation. Before the European powers came along, they had no nations. Therefore, we give them rights within our own nation. Some of us, true, wish to make schemes of Empire, and for that reason it has been politically untenable to correct this injustice while simultaniously maintaining the balance of power.

The British are capable of achieving one, but not both. After this war, we will look to our second task.

Perhaps the current arrangement of colonies was unfair. But so is your unjust occupation of the Chekoslovak people.

 

[dldnjstjr]

Perhaps the current arrangement of colonies was unfair. But so is your unjust occupation of the Chekoslovak people.

To: Britain
From: Germany

Excellent argument, Prime Minister. So now that it was only German attempt to get an even share in injustice of what we call life, you've given us offense, and now we, to you. We are equally in wrong of each other, so it's all fair now. Germany won't complain anymore, so withdraw your declaration of war.

And yet, you overlook something. You say, "Europe is consistent of the free European peoples, civilised men who have their freedom. We have nations, within which are free [sic] peoples", but you fail to mention the God bestowed rights to liberty and freedom of all of mankind. What about the Indians? What about the Egyptians? What about the rest of the world? Do they not deserve a right to govern themselves without a white man ruling over brown skinned with a cover-up slogan "White Man's Burden"? Racist.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

To: Britain
From: Germany

Excellent argument, Prime Minister. So now that it was only German attempt to get an even share in injustice of what we call life, you've given us offense, and now we, to you. We are equally in wrong of each other, so it's all fair now. Germany won't complain anymore, so withdraw your declaration of war.

And yet, you overlook something. You say, "Europe is consistent of the free European peoples, civilised men who have their freedom. We have nations, within which are free [sic] peoples", but you fail to mention the God bestowed rights to liberty and freedom of all of mankind. What about the Indians? What about the Egyptians? What about the rest of the world? Do they not deserve a right to govern themselves without a white man ruling over brown skinned with a cover-up slogan "White Man's Burden"? Racist.

As we have said, we are pragmatic. The declaration of war is lifted.

 

[dldnjstjr]

To: Britain
From: Germany

We promise, then not to take over anymore countries unless pre-emptive situations make it mandatory.

 

[LightFang]

From: USSR
To: Britain
CC: World

How fast the British give and withdraw declarations of war. Much like the shifting desert lands of North Africa that are no longer theirs, the British capriciously switch sides.

Anyway, the USSR is not at war with Germany, we will return to antebellum status.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

From Britain
To France

You are outmatched now. Return what is ours, and we are willing to return to an ante bellum peace.

 

[Shadowbound]

Chiang Kai-shek just lost several IQ points.

 

[Captain2]

To:Europe
From:Italy

We will not allow France to be harmed, anyone who attacks it will be also fighting Italy

 

[DarthNader]

deleted due to stupidity...