DarthNader
Destroyer of Worlds
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March 20th-June 20th 1936
March 30th A Second World War
Greetings, this is Nigel Whitley with the BBC. Even after strong protest from his Majesty, King Edward VIII, a somewhat cautious Baldwin carried out the voice of Parliament, of the people, and the threats of British diplomacy, and declared war against Hitlers Reich on March 30th after Hitler invaded Czechoslovakia. While Britains husbands and sons part with their loved ones, we shall see them soon; the war will be over by Christmas.
April 1st: Война прибалтийского People' высвобождение s (War of the Baltic peoples liberation)
Это камрад Mikhal Zharov с новостями одобренными KGB. Наш большой руководитель, Сталин, приказал, что утеснительные фашистские прибалтийские правительства передали и стали частью могущественного Советского Союза. Фашистские свиньи не думали ничего их людей и объявленной войны. Новые баки T-34 могли свернуть за фашистскими армиями, и прибалтийские люди теперь свободны как камрады Советского Союза!
Spoiler :This is Comrade Mikhal Zharov with the KGB Approved News. Our great leader, Stalin, ordered the oppressive Fascist Baltic governments to surrender and become a part of the mighty Soviet Union. The Fascist pigs thought nothing of their people and declared war. The new T-34 tanks were able to roll past the Fascist armies, and the Baltic people are now free as comrades of the Soviet Union!
April 6th: Die Tschechoslowakei-Fälle (Czechoslovakia falls)
Dieses ist Otto Shiclegruber, mit Nazinetzwerkanschlußnachrichten. Unser prachtvoller Führer, Adolf Hitler, gab eine sehr große Sammlung, um den Sieg über dem Czechoslovakians zu feiern! Er sagte, dass wir den Tschechen eine Wahrscheinlichkeit gaben, ihren Deutschen zu erlauben, mit dem Vaterland zu vereinheitlichen. Sie lehnten ab und jetzt verloren sie die ganze ihr Land, das mit donnernd Applaus gegrüßt wurde. Er gab der deutschen Armee dann viel Lob, die war, die tschechische Armee in einer Woche zu zerstören. Dann die Sammlung zu schließen, gab er ein letztes Gefühl verliert nicht Herz Deutschland mit dem Krieg mit Großbritannien! Der Feind ist schwach. Sie haben nicht durchlaufen gemusst, was die starken Leute von Deutschland mussten. Wenn der Feind eine kleine Spitze der Unannehmlichkeit schmeckt, übergeben sie. Dieses wurde den meisten Applaus der Nacht getroffen, und wir können nach Gesicht unseres prachtvollen Führers schauen und wissen, dass er das Vaterland zum Ruhm zurückbringt!
Spoiler :This is Otto Shiclegruber, with Nazi Networking news. Our glorious leader, Adolf Hitler, gave a huge rally to celebrate the victory over the Czechoslovakians! He said We gave the Czechs a chance to allow their Germans to unify with the Fatherland. They refused, and now they lost all of their country which was greeted with thunderous applause. He then gave much praise to the German Army, who was able to destroy the Czech army in a week. Then, to close the rally, he gave a last sentiment Do not lose heart Germany with the war with Britain! The enemy is weak. They have not had to go through what the strong people of Germany had to. When the enemy tastes a small bit of discomfort, they will surrender. This was met with the most applause of the night, and we can look upon our glorious leaders face, and know that he will return the Fatherland to glory!
April 9th: War declared
Avec la déclaration de la guerre par la Grande-Bretagne contre l'Allemagne, la France a décidé qu'elle idiot contesterait la force de l'Allemagne et a laissé l'alliance avec la Grande-Bretagne. Quand un bateau britannique a attaqué un convoi français dirigé en Allemagne cependant, le grand héros Philippe Pétain de guerre a réclamé la guerre contre la Grande-Bretagne. Le Président Lebrun a serait parlant avec Pétain, l'invitant à prendre sa position. Lebrun a démissionné, et le parlement prendra leur décision pour nommer un nouveau président.
Spoiler :With the declaration of war by Britain against Germany, France decided it would foolish to challenge the might of Germany and left the alliance with Britain. When a British boat attacked a French convoy headed to Germany though, Great War hero Philippe Pétain called for war against Britain. President Lebrun was said to be talking with Pétain, inviting him to take his position. Lebrun resigned, and parliament will be making their decision to appoint a new president.
April 12th: Henri Philippe Benoni Omer Joseph Pétain devient president
Henri Philippe Benoni Omer Joseph Pétain, après la démission du Président Albert Lebrun, a été président avoué de la France. Il s'est voué à avancer la France comme grande puissance, et a déclaré que « une alliance avec l'Allemagne d'Hitler assurera non seulement la survie de la France, mais également, prospérité. Tandis que quelques Français idiots, comme ces vétérans de la première guerre mondiale, s'affligent au-dessus de ce nouvelle, même ils ne peuvent pas aider mais pour croire notre chef glorieux les mots au sujet de l'Allemagne après avoir vu son armée remplacée éliminent l'armée de la Tchécoslovaquie en semaine.
Spoiler :Henri Philippe Benoni Omer Joseph Pétain, after the resignation of President Albert Lebrun, has been declared President of France. He has vowed to bring France forward as a Great power, and has declared An alliance with Hitlers Germany will not only ensure France survival, but also, prosperity. While some foolish Frenchmen, like those veterans of the First World War, are grieving over this piece of news, even they cannot help but to believe our glorious leaders words about Germany after seeing its renewed army wipe out Czechoslovakias army in a week./SPOILER]
April 23rdth Война для заполированности people' высвобождение s (War for the Polish peoples liberation)
Это Иван Shulov с новостями одобренными KGB. Советская Армия входила Польша после польского правительства отказанного для того чтобы остановить утеснение их людей. Poles довольно жизнерадостный таким образом далеко, но по мере того как баки T-34 продолжаются вспахать через Poles, камрад Сталин верят что победа будет достигано к август
Spoiler :This is Ivan Shulov with KGB Approved News. The Soviet Army has entered Poland after the Polish government refused to stop the oppression of their people. The Poles have been rather resilient thus far, but as the T-34 tanks continue to plow through the Poles, Comrade Stalin believes victory shall be achieved by August.
April 30th: Victoire en Afrique
C'est Jacques Holt avec les nouvelles françaises internationales. Notre armée puissante a balayé par l'Afrique de l'ouest aux vitesses renversantes. Nos soldats français ont finalement enlevé la rouille qui était les Anglais sur l'Afrique de l'ouest. Les petits Anglais mettent en garnison qui était là a été défait, et la peu d'activité partisane, a été détruite. Sans ces bases, il sera maintenant difficile que les Anglais continuent de renforcer l'Afrique du Sud et l'Inde.
Spoiler :This is Jacques Holt with the International French News. Our mighty army has swept through West Africa at stunning speeds. Our French soldiers finally removed the blight that was the British on West Africa. The small British garrison that was there was defeated, and the little partisan activity, destroyed. Without these bases, it will now be difficult for the British to continue reinforcing South Africa and India.
Britain: -2 Land
June 3rd: Fascism defeated
Hello, this is David Marsh with USA Today. With Agilers regime threatening the United States, President Franklin D. Roosevelt has declared that Cuba must give up Fascism. This was immediately refused. Arnaldo Ochoa immediately gathered Cubans fleeing Agliers regime, and with the aid of the United States, landed near Havana, while America began a blockade of the island. Ochoas rebels were defeated, at severe loss to the Cuban government, and Agiler agreed to hold elections in September.
Cuba: -$1/turn
June 8th: Chinese wars completed
Hello, this is David Kingsman with Pacific News Company. The Nationalist army, after heavy fighting, has defeated Gunxai. Communist China was unable to conquer all of Shanxi though. Japan, sensing the British wont be able to do much against Japan at the moment, have tested the waters of China by bribing some war lords to assist the Japanese. The warlords agreed, and they have become the local leaders, while the old ones have started a brutal partisan war.
Nationalist China: -2 Land, +$1/turn Japan -1 Land +$1/turn
What?! No Finnish? No actions of Finland!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! RAWR!!!
In all seriousness...why am I not in the update?
I highly doubt Hitler would allow someone named Schicklgruber to announce the news of the Reich...let alone live. Also, how did the T-34 appear...it has yet to be designed (BT tanks would be more appropriate).
