What are you mad at evolution for?

[Borachio]

The thing about "I can't Believe It's Not Butter" is that it's a brand that's been going quite a long time.

So.... surely by now most people can believe it's not butter?

They'd have to be crazy to not believe it.

Maybe it should just be called "It's Not Butter". Or, like, "Margarine".

edit: I've just had a look at its ingredients. They're not actually too bad. No partially hydrogenated oils. Which is good.

Doesn't say what the vegetable oil is, though. Might be palm oil. Which is bad.

 

[yung.carl.jung]

My sweat smells exactly like pistachio ice-cream. True story.

Oh. And my earwax tastes of foie gras.

In fact, I'm thinking of harvesting all my bodily secretions, spreading them on miniature crackers and selling them on as amuse-bouches.

Anyone care to sample a selection?

I'll have a steak, cooked sous vide, coated in earway, drizzled with Whiskey and lit on fire.

 

[Borachio]

Fillet, rump or sirloin?

(These portions are tiny, I must remind you.)

 

[AmtrakQuebec]

Drumpf

 

[Farm Boy]

The thing about "I can't Believe It's Not Butter" is that it's a brand that's been going quite a long time.

So.... surely by now most people can believe it's not butter?

They'd have to be crazy to not believe it.

Maybe it should just be called "It's Not Butter". Or, like, "Margarine".

edit: I've just had a look at its ingredients. They're not actually too bad. No partially hydrogenated oils. Which is good.

Doesn't say what the vegetable oil is, though. Might be palm oil. Which is bad.

That used to annoy me too. Then Fabio stopped annoying me when I got the wink better.