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Tonight I'll be starting The Overcoat by Nikolai Gogol... I'm rather excited to read it after hearing that Dostoevsky apparently said "We have all come from under The Overcoat."
Agree, except I didn't like The Brothers Karamazov that much. Length and propensity to put me to sleep induced a low ranking.IMO, TBK>C&P>The Short Stories (Notes from Underground and such)>Idiot>Demons (aka The Posessed)
How is it? Have you read The Idiot or Crime and Punishment? If so, how do they compare?
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The Overcoat by Nikolai Gogol...
The Nose by Nikolai Gogol.
Finished! It was very short.
Friggen bizarre. Its about a guy who loses his nose. A sample:
"Suddenly he stood rooted to the spot near the door of some house and witnessed a most incredible sight. A carriage drew up at the entrance porch. The doors flew open and out jumped a uniformed, stooping gentleman who dashed up the steps. The feeling of horror and amazement that gripped Kovalyov when he recognized his own nose defies description! After this extraordinary sight everything went topsy-turvy. He could hardly keep to his feet, but decided at all costs to wait until the nose returned to the carriage, although he was shaking all over and felt quite feverish.
About two minutes later a nose really did come out. It was wearing a gold-braided uniform with a high stand-up collar and chamois trousers, and had a sword at its side. From the plumes on its hat one could tell that it held the exalted rank of state councillor. And it was abundantly clear that the nose was going to visit someone. It looked right, then left, shouted to the coachman 'Let's go!', climbed in and drove off.
Poor Kovalyov nearly went out of his mind. He did not know what to make of it. How, in fact, could a nose, which only yesterday was in the middle of his face, and which could not possibly walk around or drive in a carriage, suddenly turn up in a uniform!"
edit: Thinking about it... I bet this work influenced Salman Rushdie's Midnight's Children...
Are you considering The Inspector General or Dead Souls? The latter is also pretty bizarre, but pleasurable nonetheless.