Daarkseid
Warlord
The god damn persians. I hate their Immortals so much..
Actually, I've given up coffee altogether. I've discovered that eating paint chips is much more soothing. I just reach over to the wall beside my computer and dig blindly with my finger nails while scouring the map for Mongol units...Originally posted by KaDingir
Dude, you really should consider switching to decaf.
Originally posted by superslug
Near the end of my first Chieftain level game of Civ1 nearly eight years ago, several Mongol nukes landed on my capitol city which was taken a turn later, destroying my already launched spaceship. Regardless of the fact that I in turn did the same to them and then beat them with a second spaceship, I've never forgiven the Mongols for that...
I guess I don't really fear the Mongols. What I fear is that they won't put up much fight. I enjoy bathing in their blood. It doesn't matter how many of my units may die in the process, or even how many cities I lose. The sacrifice of my citizens and soldiers is all done in the divine duty of eternal retribution. What's more important is the snail's pace torture, dissection and systematic cleansing of the Mongol state. Call it a nice slow sauna style steam cleaning, an overnight BBQ.
Yes, Genghis, I'm talking to you, you sanctimonious prick. I know you're listening. I don't know how you got into my computer or any of my others, but I will kill you...again and again. Don't complain to me about version number. What you did to me in I is never forgotten! Yes, I ignored our ROP and MPP and nuked you! Do you know why? Because you had the nerve to show up on my map!!! Yes the other AI's nuked me for nuking you, but did I nuke them back? No, I nuked you again and again and again and again...
I was a young innocent college lad, lounging in beanbag in my dorm room that ancient afternoon, just trying to chill and build a peaceful win when you sent those ICBM's my way. These days, I'm happy to have a fancy feature like AI respawn so I can kill you multiple times in the same freakin game!.
Yes, Genghis, I fear you. I fear you'll really die someday never to be killed again...and I fear you've wasted thousands of my insurance dollars on wasted therapists.