What is "a life" and how do I go about getting one?

[holy king]

"Get a life" might mean...

Realize that women are the same as men, except some different reproductive parts. They have the same dreams, aspirations and ideals. They are just as smart and interested in the subjects of their choice. They, and really I'm tired of the pronoun at this point, are just like everyone. In fact, they are everyone! I know, this seems impossible but try to follow. If you can, then we might.

ps. Nice one, narz (and regarding the rehabilitation school, have I mentioned my compound?).

but what about penis envy?

 

[Ecofarm]

but what about penis envy?

I dunno, I got a big one. What about it?

 

[holy king]

I dunno, I got a big one. What about it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

how does the concept fit into your theory that women and men share the same
dreams, aspirations and ideals and are only physically different?

or on a more serious note: how does the fact that estrogen and testosterone have different effects on the human psyche fit into your theory?

 

[Ecofarm]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

I wouldn't worry about it. It's the motion of the ocean, right?

 

[holy king]

I wouldn't worry about it. It's the motion of the ocean, right?

yeah, right...

 

[bathsheba666]

Life is what happens between the anticipated bits....

 

[silver 2039]

Dude get drunk, and smoke some weed. Seriously WTH.

 

[Mise]

Further, I am well-read, knowledgeable, and articulate. I am skilled in the use (and sometimes, abuse) of language and its structure. I can speak fluent and nearly flawless English, Marathi, and Hindi. I have a number of technical interests, both in my field and outside it. I also have wide-ranging interests outside technical field, including philosophy, history, literature, culture, ethics, economics, human nature, sociobiology, and a lot of other stuff.

If you act IRL like you do on the forums I'm not surprised people tell you to get a life!

 

[Ecofarm]

yeah, right...

That few post exchange is still paying dividends of borderline hysteria. Little earthquakes x-thread. oooooo thx I hope it was good for others too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmGnEFu-1_0

 

[aelf]

It means you are vampire and you're cool. It's just that people can't say it straight for fear of the Inquisition or because they are jealous.

Also, there's always a Vietnamese wife on sale.

 

[LucyDuke]

I'll always be there when you wake.

I don't understand why I sleep all day.

how does the concept fit into your theory that women and men share the same
dreams, aspirations and ideals and are only physically different?

My dreams, aspirations, and ideals are limited only by the fact that I can't aim my pee very accurately.

 

[philippe]

Dude get drunk, and smoke some weed. Seriously WTH.

yup

/thread

 

[Red Door]

I don't understand why I sleep all day.

All you can do is read a book to stay awake.

 

[LucyDuke]

All you can do is read a book to stay awake.

It rips my life away!

 

[shortguy]

All you can do is read a book to stay awake.

It rips my life away!

You guys really don't know when a joke has played itself out, do you?

 

[Red Door]

It rips my life away!

Ya think that I'm insane?

 

[LucyDuke]

You guys really don't know when a joke has played itself out, do you?

Hey, look at him:

Ya think that I'm insane?

I'll never live that way. But that's okay.

 

[Red Door]

You guys really don't know when a joke has played itself out, do you?

It rips my life away, but it's a great escape.

 

[Eukaryote]

I think the secret of getting a life is not to ask questions like these.

You're a troll.

Oh, and I actully googled this: http://30sleeps.com/blog/2008/03/09/how-to-get-a-life/

 

[Gilder]

If you mean have a social life, and want to meet new people but don't know how, do what I learned in the past two days.

Try waving and smiling at people. If you get what looks like a friendly wave back, you're probably good for a conversation, and thus made a new friend.