Reginleif
Warlord
Pinsir is the best Pokemon ever. He can kill your Mewtwos and Arceus' in one hit with guillotine.
Sandslash is clearly superior to all of your choices. Go ahead, ask me why.
Well, because it has awesome claws that can totally cut you up. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "But Sandslash would never get away with that!"
WRONG.
Sandslash will then tunnel underground like totally fast and if you try to chase it it will make the tunnel cave in and you will die. Face it, you'll never catch Sandslash after he inevitably cuts you up.
...OH YEAH!? Well that's never going to happen, you know why? YOU KNOW WHY? Because War freakin Tortle is a badass with a friggen SHELL MAN! That man is equipped for battle. You try to slash at him and it'll just bounce off and then BAM slapped in the face by his feathery tail, and then he surfs on your decrepit remains. Battle. Over.
...OH YEAH!? Well that's never going to happen, you know why? YOU KNOW WHY? Because War freakin Tortle is a badass with a friggen SHELL MAN! That man is equipped for battle. You try to slash at him and it'll just bounce off and then BAM slapped in the face by his feathery tail, and then he surfs on your decrepit remains. Battle. Over.