What not to say to a terrorist?

[Dumanios]

"My name is George W.Have you a man named Osama bin Ladan?

 

[Mirc]

Interesting thread juxtaposition:

What not to say to a terrorist?
Stupid proverbs

 

[azzaman333]

If he's a vacuum cleaner salesman;

You suck.

Coz he'll want to blow you up for making such a terrible attempt at a pun.

 

[choxorn]

"You aren't a very terrifying terrorist..."

He will either laugh or kill you, depending on his opinion of Jeff Dunham.

 

[Dumanios]

"I don't understand what's wrong with a perfectly good elephant penis."

 

[The Omega]

"Excuse me sir, would you be interested in purchasing life insurance?"

 

[Flying Pig]

"I don't understand what's wrong with a perfectly good elephant penis."

What?

'Is that a detonator in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?'

 

[CivRulesAll]

"What's blowin' up, eh?"

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"Betcha can't do it again!"

 

[choxorn]

What?

He took that from a quote in my sig. It was completely sensical in context, but makes no sense here.

 

[CivRulesAll]

"Ok, Mr. Sahad. Where do you see yourself in three years?"

 

[Flying Pig]

He took that from a quote in my sig. It was completely sensical in context, but makes no sense here.

I think I remember the original...

Anyway: 'Ever been to Omagh? Nice place'

 

[CivRulesAll]

Terrorist: "I'm looking for a building."
You: "Oh, that's me, m'name is Bill Ding."

 

[GoodGame]

"Mammon is my copilot".

"I'd believe in that religious crap for $1 million".

"We should turn the middle east into one big porn lot."

 

[Zack]

"20 bucks in my pocket says you can't get some idiot to fly a plane into a skyscraper in New York."