What not to say to a terrorist?

[Dumanios]

"Can I see that suitcase,sir?"

 

[Buster's Uncle]

Why aren't your jokes funny?

 

[Zack]

Is your turban dirty?

 

[Flying Pig]

'But my name's John!'

 

[Buster's Uncle]

Let's blow this joint and have some fun.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

"Are you a Muslim?"

"Why do you hate our freedom?"

 

[Buster's Uncle]

Write me sometime. Here's my address.

 

[Dumanios]

"Why do you hate people!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?"

 

[Buster's Uncle]

Is it true you guys are all queer?

 

[Mad Man]

hurry up or I'll be late for my bar mitzvah!

 

[jlvfr]

Home made detonator? Ah! I bet it doesn't work!

 

[Dumanios]

Do you wanna see something," (Moons the Terrorist)

 

[CivRulesAll]

"Hey. Is your hair wet?"

 

[Mad Man]

Can I have a gun too?

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Can I have a gun too?

That's what she said!

 

[Mad Man]

She did say that didn't she

 

[stauntonel]

"Qantas never crashed"

 

[CivRulesAll]

"Hi. I'm George."

 

[mechaerik]

Speak in a bush-style accent.

 

[Mad Man]

is that the police repelling outside the window?