What not to say to a terrorist?

[Zack]

Allah allah allah!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Since not all terrorists are fundamentalist Muslims:

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[azzaman333]

I bet you couldn't handle 72 virgins.

 

[damnation]

'dam it to allah!'

'muhamad dam it!

 

[Dumanios]

If Terrorist is in a robe:

"Hey dude,nice dress!"

 

[Perfection]

If female:

"How old are you?"

Even if she's a terrorist it's not polite to ask a woman her age.

 

[azzaman333]

If female:

Did you know you look fat in that?

 

[mechaerik]

Let's get some super bacon cheeseburgers!!

 

[cardgame]

"I'm calling the police."

 

[Zack]

I work for the FBI.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

*discusses the socioeconomic and political factors that contradict the rationalization of the terrorist's cause*

 

[aronnax]

"Take a left to the main Road, walk straight down and on your 3rd right, turn in and cross the road. You should see the Empire State Building. Are you a tourist?"

(If its a female)
"Wuh-oh! Someone's pregnant! Could I baby it?"

 

[Dumanios]

"Can I get your autograph!?"

 

[azzaman333]

Touch me like a Catholic priest touches young boys.

(espeically if they're a Catholic terrorist)

 

[Buster's Uncle]

"Hello."

 

[Dumanios]

In general.

"Show me yo moves!"

If a woman.

"Show me yo boobs!"

 

[Buster's Uncle]

"Who wants a hug?"

 

[Zack]

Who did you vote for last election?

 

[Buster's Uncle]

"Why do all you guys smell funny?"

 

[Zack]

Why do you guys talk funny?