What would you do if you were [world leader]?

[Godwynn]

The first thing I would do is push for a legalized same-sex marriage bill.

Then I would get a Vanilla Coke.

 

[Masada]

How on earth, given Belarus' geopolitical situation and relative power, should it proceed to make you happy? Invade Russia? Send commisars to Poland? Give tractors to the poor in the USA?

Yes. Yes. And Yes. Hopefully it would be successful in all three.