Whats the fastest way to get sex starting from no where?

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Xanikk999 said:
But lets say you dont have a girl friend. What would be the fastest way to get sex from that point?

Where would you go?

What would you say?

The fastest way: Go to the next brothel and say somethin like "I wanna fu**". If this isn´t allowed in the USA until you´re 21, go on vacation to europe or listen to Mr.Do ;)
 
There's nothing wrong with a quikie or one night stand in my mind, though unless you are a real Don Juan type, you're going to get very few and then have baggage to deal with after when you do. No matter what they say upfront, women expect more than a wham bam thank you ma'am.

So if you want some, be prepared to invest in a relationship. THis doesn't necessarily mean you have to find the future Mrs. Xanikk, just someone you actually like to spend time with.

Once you find that one, follow Red Stanger's advice, he's pretty much spelled it out spot on.
 
:sad: Am I the only one who wishes to purge this world of such sluttish practices?
Well I'll pray for you because of the fact that you'll be dying from AIDS while I live on in my Fanatical way.
 
Bozo Erectus said:
AIDS is looking better every day.

Not when a Bishop is advocating condoms... See that thread.
 
Tycoon101 said:
:jesus: Because of Jesus I am reporting you to the moderaters.

REPORTED!
I find that post offending to me.
Please do not shove your religion in my face.
 
Mathilda said:
I find that post offending to me.
Please do not shove your religion in my face.

Sorry. I am very fanatical about my veiws, this is called a FANATICS forum, is it not?
Oh well, idiacy aside, I am very disturbed by this entire talk.
 
What exactly are you looking for? Are you looking for a relationship, or do you just want sex? These are different things.

You're in Northern VA right? Not all clubs at 21+. Hop on the metro, go to a party in NW, and just start asking people. If somebody asks, you go to GW. Its isnt fulfilling or rewarding, and you're going to maybe regret it latter....but the odds are pretty good you're going to get laid.

Otherwise, just make friends with girls, cultivate relationships, and eventually, it'll happen.
 
Tycoon101 said:
Not when a Bishop is advocating condoms... See that thread.
Ok I'll check it out later. First I have to go test some alleged witches and see if they weigh the same as a duck.
 
MattBrown said:
What exactly are you looking for? Are you looking for a relationship, or do you just want sex? These are different things.

You're in Northern VA right? Not all clubs at 21+. Hop on the metro, go to a party in NW, and just start asking people. If somebody asks, you go to GW. Its isnt fulfilling or rewarding, and you're going to maybe regret it latter....but the odds are pretty good you're going to get laid.

Otherwise, just make friends with girls, cultivate relationships, and eventually, it'll happen.
Matt, I have to say that you're one of the best posters on CFC :)
 
Tycoon101 said:
Oh well, idiacy aside, I am very disturbed by this entire talk.

And asides from the OP you msot posted the most times in it ;)

To Xanik:

You don't have to ask someone out right away. Get to know them a bit before you take the plunge and ask them out. No point going out with someone who bores you or makes you want to gouge your eyes out. Be wary of the friend zone though.
 
If you're getting girls' email addresses, then that makes it even easier. Just add em to your MSN, give them some chattage when you're both online. Add a bit of innuendo to the conversation, not too sexual (And certainly not, "I'm not getting laid). Be sure to end the conversation first, you don't want to seem like some loser who's online all the time...

Also, if you think you're of about average attractiveness, go that little bit further to make yourself stand out. I don't think women care THAT much about looks, but they do about effort. So use nice aftershave, put some effort into how you dress, work out a bit (I didn't go to the gym until I was 23, and really regretted not taking advantage of it at uni when I was 18).
 
Thanks for all the advice i really appreciate it. :)

In fact i think im not the only one with this problem. It would be funny if this thread got stickied in OT because im sure lots of people could use it besides me. :lol:
 
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