Xanikk999 said:
"Ummm... I've really liked talking to you, can I call you sometime?"
And confidence and a sense of humor beats the hell outta looks any day of the week, at least amongst girls that are worth getting to know.
Whats the fastest way to get sex starting from no where?
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"Ummm... I've really liked talking to you, can I call you sometime?"
And confidence and a sense of humor beats the hell outta looks any day of the week, at least amongst girls that are worth getting to know.
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Xanikk999 said:
"It's nice talking to you. We should meet again some times. Here's my number." If she gives you hers, good. If not, say "what's your number?" If she's not comfortable giving her number to you when you ask, she's going to be hard to get in bed with.
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1. Find a private place where you won't be disturbed
2. Pull down pants
3. Rub one out
2. Pull down pants
3. Rub one out
nonconformist said:
The teacher asked us all to write down questions we had about sex but didn't want to raise our hand to ask them in class, then he went through them and answered them.
amadeus
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If sexual intercourse is your only goal, you're never going to find it, and you never should.
You have to be committed to a relationship with someone who you genuinely have affection for.
You have to be committed to a relationship with someone who you genuinely have affection for.
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IglooDude said:
I dont even have many friends to begin with. I was never able to get the phone numbers of the girls ive talked with but ive gotten thier email adress.
And ive only talked to them at school.
But whenever i ask friends or so called friends if they ever want to do anything i always get the answer they are to busy. Same thing with girls.
I guess i just have to keep trying.
MobBoss
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I once had a friend of mine with a simliar situation. He eventually just started asking women right off the bat if they wanted to have sex - no messing around..no dinners/movies/drinks.
He got turned down a lot, but he did get a hookup in about 1 in 10. It ended up being a numbers game for him. If you can deal with mass rejection in the search for success, it may work for you.
He got turned down a lot, but he did get a hookup in about 1 in 10. It ended up being a numbers game for him. If you can deal with mass rejection in the search for success, it may work for you.
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Xanikk999 said:
Ask her to hang out with you and your friends sometimes. Go to a theme park or something. Then bring your friends who are in relationships and ask them to bring their girlfriends. Your friends and their girlfriends would start holding each other, and you're left with the girl.
Well I'm certainly no expert, legally speaking there's no easy fix here, go out socialise and hope that something happens, and don't try too hard, women are turned off by desperation, you can take my word for it 
My first tip would be to stop posting so much on here, there are very few women here, and those there are I believe are married more importantly finding sex on the internet is not easy or quick, unless we're talking about porn, but that of course is not in any way sex.
If there was an easy fix for finding sex on demand, then there wouild be considerably less posts here, at least from those who are unmarried or not in a relationship.
Humans are more horny at certain times of the year, spring being one after the reduced libido of the winter but mostly August Spetember, that goes for men and women and explains why most babies are born from spring to the end of summer. Worry not we're in a growth part of the wave cycle.
Basically, increase your social life, hang round with more girls and try not to be an arse
I take it your friend wasn't a Christian fundementalist. That's good advice if you have a high tolerance for being slapped. All I can say is your friend was a brave man
My first tip would be to stop posting so much on here, there are very few women here, and those there are I believe are married more importantly finding sex on the internet is not easy or quick, unless we're talking about porn, but that of course is not in any way sex.
If there was an easy fix for finding sex on demand, then there wouild be considerably less posts here, at least from those who are unmarried or not in a relationship.
Humans are more horny at certain times of the year, spring being one after the reduced libido of the winter but mostly August Spetember, that goes for men and women and explains why most babies are born from spring to the end of summer. Worry not we're in a growth part of the wave cycle.
Basically, increase your social life, hang round with more girls and try not to be an arse
MobBoss said:
I take it your friend wasn't a Christian fundementalist. That's good advice if you have a high tolerance for being slapped. All I can say is your friend was a brave man
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MobBoss said:
Ive heard that works sometimes. But i cant stomach the absurdity of it. It would be embarrasing not to mention might get some people really upset.
Xenocrates
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1) When you get older, you might realise that the girls that you really liked also really liked you. Don't forget they're probably even less confident than you. Girls aren't a different species. For every two girls that you like and fail to approach, one will regret your shyness as much as you!
2) Go to places where there are girls (sounds simple but you'd be amazed), join clubs frequented by girls and get good at the same stuff that they're good at. If you are good at sport, find one that girls play. If you're good they'll like you and that's a good start.
3) Learn to charm them, perhaps read classic literature. If your knowledge differentiates you from the crowd, they'll remember you. But you must learn how to slip intelligent stuff into the conversation without sounding arrogant and learn how to recognise what they like to talk about.
4) Be careful about your friends, hanging around with morons won't do you any good in the end. Girls like a man with attractive and intelligent friends.....
5) Take it slowly; it'll be faster in the end.
6) Like everything, it takes practice. You wouldn't be depressed if you lose your first game of pool would you? So don't be put off by a few early failures!
7) Make sure you actually know what to do when the moment comes. If neither you nor the girl has done it before, it'll be very funny and embarrassing. You'll probably injure yourself!
This thread makes a change from talking about George Bush.....
2) Go to places where there are girls (sounds simple but you'd be amazed), join clubs frequented by girls and get good at the same stuff that they're good at. If you are good at sport, find one that girls play. If you're good they'll like you and that's a good start.
3) Learn to charm them, perhaps read classic literature. If your knowledge differentiates you from the crowd, they'll remember you. But you must learn how to slip intelligent stuff into the conversation without sounding arrogant and learn how to recognise what they like to talk about.
4) Be careful about your friends, hanging around with morons won't do you any good in the end. Girls like a man with attractive and intelligent friends.....
5) Take it slowly; it'll be faster in the end.
6) Like everything, it takes practice. You wouldn't be depressed if you lose your first game of pool would you? So don't be put off by a few early failures!
7) Make sure you actually know what to do when the moment comes. If neither you nor the girl has done it before, it'll be very funny and embarrassing. You'll probably injure yourself!
This thread makes a change from talking about George Bush.....
Because of Jesus I am reporting you to the moderaters.
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I'll do a 'Hail Mary' for everyone.
The Last Conformist
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That's scant comfort when most boy seem to be from a different phylum.Xenocrates said:
Re: the OP: Get a hooker.
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That would be the fastest, if not the cheapest. Actually, now that I think of it, its also the cheapest.The Last Conformist said:
nonconformist
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Grrr, that's an idea copyrighted to meThe Last Conformist said:
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Aside from getting a hooker?
Well...
If you want to get laid and throw your personal morals right out the window...
Lets see... you can:
* Figure out her insecurities and play on them and pretend to relieve them. Works well.
* Pretend you care. Time honored and classic. Most people do that and won't admit to it. "No I really do care... about .... stuff...."
* All else fails, materialism is just another way of saying legitimate hooker. Gifts my friend.
* Feign interest in her interests. Especially music. If you take her to a concert of something she likes; the emotional rush from a good concert can be played on by you to good effect.
The problem with all of these is that they require effort. And who wants that?
Hooker ftw.
-An Idle Mind
Well...
If you want to get laid and throw your personal morals right out the window...
Lets see... you can:
* Figure out her insecurities and play on them and pretend to relieve them. Works well.
* Pretend you care. Time honored and classic. Most people do that and won't admit to it. "No I really do care... about .... stuff...."
* All else fails, materialism is just another way of saying legitimate hooker. Gifts my friend.
* Feign interest in her interests. Especially music. If you take her to a concert of something she likes; the emotional rush from a good concert can be played on by you to good effect.
The problem with all of these is that they require effort. And who wants that?
Hooker ftw.
-An Idle Mind
MobBoss
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Sidhe said:
Sidhe, I have mentioned many times in this forum I have not always been a christian my whole life. I have been around a bit.
The Last Conformist
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Hardly. It was the first suggestion in the first ever "I can't get girls" thread on the Internet. It's to online girls advice what cuneiform is to writing.nonconformist said:Grrr, that's an idea copyrighted to me
Flak
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Xanikk, have you considered trying the internet? At your age and location, I bet you could find some girls who you could atleast hook up with to meet. Just make sure of two absolute things before you arrange anything:
1. They are over 18. Stress this. Ask them, and ask them again to be sure. Make sure you let them know explicitly that you are only interested if they are over 18. This is very, very important.
2. Make sure they know you are interested in a romantic liason, not necessarily long-term, though you aren't ruling anything out. But you must make sure that this point gets across, understood and comfirmed before you go meet anybody. Don't beat around the bush here. If she thinks you are too forward and snubs you because of that, move on (I'm assuming your main goal here is quick sex with somebody relatively attractive that's not a prostitute). This clears up a lot of fumbling around when you do physically meet her.
You will probably find that you are lot smoother over the internet with chat and email. That's fine, break down enough barriers here and that confidence will carry over into the physical meeting to some extent. Make sure you give her a pic of yourself, of the top-half of you body if you can. If she isn't interested because of looks, it's best to find out asap so you don't go wasting any time. If she refuses to send pics, drop her. She could be a dude, a child playing some weird game, or just plain ugly, no matter how much they try to sincerely insist otherwise. IMO, if they don't have the self-confidence and honesty to get you a good pic of themselves (watch out for the typical excuses here: it's not their computer, no camera, they don't know how, blah, blah, blah), you probably aren't interested anyway.
If you find a girl who seems interested in sex pretty quickly, within minuters of actually meeting her, go for it! Don't question, just do. There are some freaks out there who love this sort of thing for a variety of good reasons. Use protection. Good luck.
1. They are over 18. Stress this. Ask them, and ask them again to be sure. Make sure you let them know explicitly that you are only interested if they are over 18. This is very, very important.
2. Make sure they know you are interested in a romantic liason, not necessarily long-term, though you aren't ruling anything out. But you must make sure that this point gets across, understood and comfirmed before you go meet anybody. Don't beat around the bush here. If she thinks you are too forward and snubs you because of that, move on (I'm assuming your main goal here is quick sex with somebody relatively attractive that's not a prostitute). This clears up a lot of fumbling around when you do physically meet her.
You will probably find that you are lot smoother over the internet with chat and email. That's fine, break down enough barriers here and that confidence will carry over into the physical meeting to some extent. Make sure you give her a pic of yourself, of the top-half of you body if you can. If she isn't interested because of looks, it's best to find out asap so you don't go wasting any time. If she refuses to send pics, drop her. She could be a dude, a child playing some weird game, or just plain ugly, no matter how much they try to sincerely insist otherwise. IMO, if they don't have the self-confidence and honesty to get you a good pic of themselves (watch out for the typical excuses here: it's not their computer, no camera, they don't know how, blah, blah, blah), you probably aren't interested anyway.
If you find a girl who seems interested in sex pretty quickly, within minuters of actually meeting her, go for it! Don't question, just do. There are some freaks out there who love this sort of thing for a variety of good reasons. Use protection. Good luck.
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